STI Testing

I have to say that this little episode has been a bit of an eye opener. We all know that there are risks involved, but theory comes to reality when you start pissing razor blades.

Interestingly, I was cruising LeoList ads this morning and noticed that someone had shared a girl's information and said that she had infected the poster and a friend of the posters with chlamydia and gonorrhea. I've seen these posts before and I'm always suspect of them. Maybe it's just me, but do share your rent-a-fuck names with buddies? I sure don't. This may be a competitor of the girl's, but still, I'd skip booking this girl. (She's still advertising in Niagara)
 
What was interesting in this case is that I was travelling during this entire process within Canada so I was tested in a lab that was nowhere near my house, and once he was ready to prescribe medication I just gave him the name of a drugstore that was close then and within 90 minutes I had the medication. The preferred treatment was an injection followed by antibiotics but I didn’t have time to sit in an urgent care clinic for hours so the second choice is a very strong dose of oral antibiotics but it’s basically six pills that you take at one time. So about 92 minutes after he had prescribed these things I had completed the dose and was feeling better in a short period of time I was feeling a lot better. Very comforting to me, is that they "presumtively" prescribed treatment even before the test results were back (which can take 4 or 5 days). When I first contacted them, Doc preferred not to do that as my symptoms were very minor. 24 hours later, I was pissing razor blades wrapped in steel wool and soaked in sulphuric acid. I sent them an update, scheduled another consultation and he prescribed without hesitation. 24 hours later, symptoms were almost gone again. God bless Big Pharma. I’ve been dabbling in this hobby for the better part of 20 years and I’ve been getting tested “regularly“ but infrequently and frankly, it’s usually after what I would call a scare. I’m sharing all of this for two reasons. First we guys, most of us anyway, give lip service to being tested, and I think the vast majority of guys if someone asked if they got regularly tested, they would say yes, even though they never have. Even though our family doctors are sworn to secrecy there is still a real stigma around this. This process, while not anonymous is extremely impersonal and the doctor I spoke to was very understanding and helpful and of course there is the option for complete anonymity. The second reason is that the sex work industry likes to tell the story that they are lower risk than the civilian population but that is not what the scientific literature says, especially when all types of SW are considered (streetwalkers etc). Even if it was true, most guys in this hobby are married, so they don’t tend to hook up with civilians because of all the potential baggage that comes along with that. Sex workers provide a service that is well suited to married dudes. It is not without risk though, no matter how "safe" we think we are being. I’m not married so my little dose of the clap, while uncomfortable for a few days is really not a big deal. But for the married guy who gives it to his wife the implications are far worse than taking a handful of pills. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you about my experience and let you know that TeleTest is an easy option for those that need discretion or that are nomadic like I am. What was interesting in this case is that I was travelling during this entire process within Canada so I was tested in a lab that was nowhere near my house, and once he was ready to prescribe medication I just gave him the name of a drugstore that was close then and within 90 minutes I had the medication. The preferred treatment was an injection followed by antibiotics but I didn’t have time to sit in an urgent care clinic for hours so the second choice is a very strong dose of oral antibiotics but it’s basically six pills that you take at one time. So about 92 minutes after he had prescribed these things I had completed the dose and was feeling better in a short period of time I was feeling a lot better. Very comforting to me, is that they "presumtively" prescribed treatment even before the test results were back (which can take 4 or 5 days). When I first contacted them, Doc preferred not to do that as my symptoms were very minor. 24 hours later, I was pissing razor blades wrapped in steel wool and soaked in sulphuric acid. I sent them an update, scheduled another consultation and he prescribed without hesitation. 24 hours later, symptoms were almost gone again. God bless Big Pharma. I’ve been dabbling in this hobby for the better part of 20 years and I’ve been getting tested “regularly“ but infrequently and frankly, it’s usually after what I would call a scare. I’m sharing all of this for two reasons. First we guys, most of us anyway, give lip service to being tested, and I think the vast majority of guys if someone asked if they got regularly tested, they would say yes, even though they never have. Even though our family doctors are sworn to secrecy there is still a real stigma around this. This process, while not anonymous is extremely impersonal and the doctor I spoke to was very understanding and helpful and of course there is the option for complete anonymity. The second reason is that the sex work industry likes to tell the story that they are lower risk than the civilian population but that is not what the scientific literature says, especially when all types of SW are considered (streetwalkers etc). Even if it was true, most guys in this hobby are married, so they don’t tend to hook up with civilians because of all the potential baggage that comes along with that. Sex workers provide a service that is well suited to married dudes. It is not without risk though, no matter how "safe" we think we are being. I’m not married so my little dose of the clap, while uncomfortable for a few days is really not a big deal. But for the married guy who gives it to his wife the implications are far worse than taking a handful of pills. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you about my experience and let you know that TeleTest is an easy option for those that need discretion or that are nomadic like I am. What was interesting in this case is that I was travelling during this entire process within Canada so I was tested in a lab that was nowhere near my house, and once he was ready to prescribe medication I just gave him the name of a drugstore that was close then and within 90 minutes I had the medication. The preferred treatment was an injection followed by antibiotics but I didn’t have time to sit in an urgent care clinic for hours so the second choice is a very strong dose of oral antibiotics but it’s basically six pills that you take at one time. So about 92 minutes after he had prescribed these things I had completed the dose and was feeling better in a short period of time I was feeling a lot better. Very comforting to me, is that they "presumtively" prescribed treatment even before the test results were back (which can take 4 or 5 days). When I first contacted them, Doc preferred not to do that as my symptoms were very minor. 24 hours later, I was pissing razor blades wrapped in steel wool and soaked in sulphuric acid. I sent them an update, scheduled another consultation and he prescribed without hesitation. 24 hours later, symptoms were almost gone again. God bless Big Pharma. I’ve been dabbling in this hobby for the better part of 20 years and I’ve been getting tested “regularly“ but infrequently and frankly, it’s usually after what I would call a scare. I’m sharing all of this for two reasons. First we guys, most of us anyway, give lip service to being tested, and I think the vast majority of guys if someone asked if they got regularly tested, they would say yes, even though they never have. Even though our family doctors are sworn to secrecy there is still a real stigma around this. This process, while not anonymous is extremely impersonal and the doctor I spoke to was very understanding and helpful and of course there is the option for complete anonymity. The second reason is that the sex work industry likes to tell the story that they are lower risk than the civilian population but that is not what the scientific literature says, especially when all types of SW are considered (streetwalkers etc). Even if it was true, most guys in this hobby are married, so they don’t tend to hook up with civilians because of all the potential baggage that comes along with that. Sex workers provide a service that is well suited to married dudes. It is not without risk though, no matter how "safe" we think we are being. I’m not married so my little dose of the clap, while uncomfortable for a few days is really not a big deal. But for the married guy who gives it to his wife the implications are far worse than taking a handful of pills. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you about my experience and let you know that TeleTest is an easy option for those that need discretion or that are nomadic like I am. What was interesting in this case is that I was travelling during this entire process within Canada so I was tested in a lab that was nowhere near my house, and once he was ready to prescribe medication I just gave him the name of a drugstore that was close then and within 90 minutes I had the medication. The preferred treatment was an injection followed by antibiotics but I didn’t have time to sit in an urgent care clinic for hours so the second choice is a very strong dose of oral antibiotics but it’s basically six pills that you take at one time. So about 92 minutes after he had prescribed these things I had completed the dose and was feeling better in a short period of time I was feeling a lot better. Very comforting to me, is that they "presumtively" prescribed treatment even before the test results were back (which can take 4 or 5 days). When I first contacted them, Doc preferred not to do that as my symptoms were very minor. 24 hours later, I was pissing razor blades wrapped in steel wool and soaked in sulphuric acid. I sent them an update, scheduled another consultation and he prescribed without hesitation. 24 hours later, symptoms were almost gone again. God bless Big Pharma. I’ve been dabbling in this hobby for the better part of 20 years and I’ve been getting tested “regularly“ but infrequently and frankly, it’s usually after what I would call a scare. I’m sharing all of this for two reasons. First we guys, most of us anyway, give lip service to being tested, and I think the vast majority of guys if someone asked if they got regularly tested, they would say yes, even though they never have. Even though our family doctors are sworn to secrecy there is still a real stigma around this. This process, while not anonymous is extremely impersonal and the doctor I spoke to was very understanding and helpful and of course there is the option for complete anonymity. The second reason is that the sex work industry likes to tell the story that they are lower risk than the civilian population but that is not what the scientific literature says, especially when all types of SW are considered (streetwalkers etc). Even if it was true, most guys in this hobby are married, so they don’t tend to hook up with civilians because of all the potential baggage that comes along with that. Sex workers provide a service that is well suited to married dudes. It is not without risk though, no matter how "safe" we think we are being. I’m not married so my little dose of the clap, while uncomfortable for a few days is really not a big deal. But for the married guy who gives it to his wife the implications are far worse than taking a handful of pills. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you about my experience and let you know that TeleTest is an easy option for those that need discretion or that are nomadic like I am. What was interesting in this case is that I was travelling during this entire process within Canada so I was tested in a lab that was nowhere near my house, and once he was ready to prescribe medication I just gave him the name of a drugstore that was close then and within 90 minutes I had the medication. The preferred treatment was an injection followed by antibiotics but I didn’t have time to sit in an urgent care clinic for hours so the second choice is a very strong dose of oral antibiotics but it’s basically six pills that you take at one time. So about 92 minutes after he had prescribed these things I had completed the dose and was feeling better in a short period of time I was feeling a lot better. Very comforting to me, is that they "presumtively" prescribed treatment even before the test results were back (which can take 4 or 5 days). When I first contacted them, Doc preferred not to do that as my symptoms were very minor. 24 hours later, I was pissing razor blades wrapped in steel wool and soaked in sulphuric acid. I sent them an update, scheduled another consultation and he prescribed without hesitation. 24 hours later, symptoms were almost gone again. God bless Big Pharma. I’ve been dabbling in this hobby for the better part of 20 years and I’ve been getting tested “regularly“ but infrequently and frankly, it’s usually after what I would call a scare. I’m sharing all of this for two reasons. First we guys, most of us anyway, give lip service to being tested, and I think the vast majority of guys if someone asked if they got regularly tested, they would say yes, even though they never have. Even though our family doctors are sworn to secrecy there is still a real stigma around this. This process, while not anonymous is extremely impersonal and the doctor I spoke to was very understanding and helpful and of course there is the option for complete anonymity. The second reason is that the sex work industry likes to tell the story that they are lower risk than the civilian population but that is not what the scientific literature says, especially when all types of SW are considered (streetwalkers etc). Even if it was true, most guys in this hobby are married, so they don’t tend to hook up with civilians because of all the potential baggage that comes along with that. Sex workers provide a service that is well suited to married dudes. It is not without risk though, no matter how "safe" we think we are being. I’m not married so my little dose of the clap, while uncomfortable for a few days is really not a big deal. But for the married guy who gives it to his wife the implications are far worse than taking a handful of pills. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you about my experience and let you know that TeleTest is an easy option for those that need discretion or that are nomadic like I am. What was interesting in this case is that I was travelling during this entire process within Canada so I was tested in a lab that was nowhere near my house, and once he was ready to prescribe medication I just gave him the name of a drugstore that was close then and within 90 minutes I had the medication. The preferred treatment was an injection followed by antibiotics but I didn’t have time to sit in an urgent care clinic for hours so the second choice is a very strong dose of oral antibiotics but it’s basically six pills that you take at one time. So about 92 minutes after he had prescribed these things I had completed the dose and was feeling better in a short period of time I was feeling a lot better. Very comforting to me, is that they "presumtively" prescribed treatment even before the test results were back (which can take 4 or 5 days). When I first contacted them, Doc preferred not to do that as my symptoms were very minor. 24 hours later, I was pissing razor blades wrapped in steel wool and soaked in sulphuric acid. I sent them an update, scheduled another consultation and he prescribed without hesitation. 24 hours later, symptoms were almost gone again. God bless Big Pharma. I’ve been dabbling in this hobby for the better part of 20 years and I’ve been getting tested “regularly“ but infrequently and frankly, it’s usually after what I would call a scare. I’m sharing all of this for two reasons. First we guys, most of us anyway, give lip service to being tested, and I think the vast majority of guys if someone asked if they got regularly tested, they would say yes, even though they never have. Even though our family doctors are sworn to secrecy there is still a real stigma around this. This process, while not anonymous is extremely impersonal and the doctor I spoke to was very understanding and helpful and of course there is the option for complete anonymity. The second reason is that the sex work industry likes to tell the story that they are lower risk than the civilian population but that is not what the scientific literature says, especially when all types of SW are considered (streetwalkers etc). Even if it was true, most guys in this hobby are married, so they don’t tend to hook up with civilians because of all the potential baggage that comes along with that. Sex workers provide a service that is well suited to married dudes. It is not without risk though, no matter how "safe" we think we are being. I’m not married so my little dose of the clap, while uncomfortable for a few days is really not a big deal. But for the married guy who gives it to his wife the implications are far worse than taking a handful of pills. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you about my experience and let you know that TeleTest is an easy option for those that need discretion or that are nomadic like I am.
What was interesting in this case is that I was travelling during this entire process within Canada so I was tested in a lab that was nowhere near my house, and once he was ready to prescribe medication I just gave him the name of a drugstore that was close then and within 90 minutes I had the medication. The preferred treatment was an injection followed by antibiotics but I didn’t have time to sit in an urgent care clinic for hours so the second choice is a very strong dose of oral antibiotics but it’s basically six pills that you take at one time. So about 92 minutes after he had prescribed these things I had completed the dose and was feeling better in a short period of time I was feeling a lot better.

Very comforting to me, is that they "presumtively" prescribed treatment even before the test results were back (which can take 4 or 5 days). When I first contacted them, Doc preferred not to do that as my symptoms were very minor. 24 hours later, I was pissing razor blades wrapped in steel wool and soaked in sulphuric acid. I sent them an update, scheduled another consultation and he prescribed without hesitation. 24 hours later, symptoms were almost gone again. God bless Big Pharma.

I’ve been dabbling in this hobby for the better part of 20 years and I’ve been getting tested “regularly“ but infrequently and frankly, it’s usually after what I would call a scare.

I’m sharing all of this for two reasons. First we guys, most of us anyway, give lip service to being tested, and I think the vast majority of guys if someone asked if they got regularly tested, they would say yes, even though they never have. Even though our family doctors are sworn to secrecy there is still a real stigma around this. This process, while not anonymous is extremely impersonal and the doctor I spoke to was very understanding and helpful and of course there is the option for complete anonymity.

The second reason is that the sex work industry likes to tell the story that they are lower risk than the civilian population but that is not what the scientific literature says, especially when all types of SW are considered (streetwalkers etc). Even if it was true, most guys in this hobby are married, so they don’t tend to hook up with civilians because of all the potential baggage that comes along with that. Sex workers provide a service that is well suited to married dudes. It is not without risk though, no matter how "safe" we think we are being.

I’m not married so my little dose of the clap, while uncomfortable for a few days is really not a big deal. But for the married guy who gives it to his wife the implications are far worse than taking a handful of pills.

Anyway, I just wanted to tell you about my experience and let you know that TeleTest is an easy option for those that need discretion or that are nomadic like I am.
Thing is, you can catch sooo many other things that are hidden for example genital warts, HPV, syphilis that in most cases you have no clue you have it till wife gets a medical and badabing!!
 
Thing is, you can catch sooo many other things that are hidden for example genital warts, HPV, syphilis that in most cases you have no clue you have it till wife gets a medical and badabing!!
Ya this has given me pause for sure. The last time I had the clap I was in university and banged a buddy's girlfriend... :)
A week ago I was thinking "good deal, got off easy" and thought, fuck it, I've been a pooner for maybe 35 years. Maybe it's time to pack it in.

But here I am a week later, and heading to Seduction tomorrow. I'm definitely be more careful and the first chick that sits on me raw is going to get tossed across the room.

I'm not married, and I do get tested "occasionally" but generally after some higher risk event. I think I'll legit get tested quarterly regardless of what's been happening. I'm just happy by balls didn't fall off.
 
Years ago I had a scare & went to the VD clinic (that's how long ago this was they still called it VD) I was advised that if there was a positive result it would be forwarded to the public health nurse & I would need to supply the names of anyone i had had sex with in the last so many weeks,is that not the case anymore?
I accessed the results online and I think that one of them had a public health form. During the intake interview with the Doctor (done via private messaging) he asked where I thought I was exposed. Initially, I just said "a girl I met", but later, I told him it was a SWer. Interestingly, at that point he pretty much said that if I wanted the meds, he'd prescribe them presumptively... in other words, if you think you have clap and you see SWers, then there's a very high chance you have an STI. This bullshit that SWers always spew that they're safer than civi girls just ain't true.

Anyway, at no time did he ask who it was but I assured him I'd contact her, which I have done. She denied it initially, but said she'd get tested that day.
 
I have to say that this little episode has been a bit of an eye opener. We all know that there are risks involved, but theory comes to reality when you start pissing razor blades.

Interestingly, I was cruising LeoList ads this morning and noticed that someone had shared a girl's information and said that she had infected the poster and a friend of the posters with chlamydia and gonorrhea. I've seen these posts before and I'm always suspect of them. Maybe it's just me, but do share your rent-a-fuck names with buddies? I sure don't. This may be a competitor of the girl's, but still, I'd skip booking this girl. (She's still advertising in Niagara)
I wouldn’t skip booking a girl based on a revenge posting.

Newsflash! You can catch STDs doing bbfs. No d’uh.

Since I would use protection, it makes no difference to me.
 
They can't legally do that. They'd be reprimanded by the College and open themselves up to legal action.

What they are obligated to do, is report the results to the Public Health department in the region where you live. I don't know why, it may just be for statistical reasons.
Here’s what he would do.

He would tell her it’s time for her annual checkup & then just throw the STI tests in there.

And then she would perhaps ask why, and he would smile and say, “No reason. “

And she would put 2 plus 2 together.
 
Wait, why are you not helping us brothers out and telling us which SP this is?
 
Wait, why are you not helping us brothers out and telling us which SP this is?
I wondered how long it would be. To be honest, I can't say with 100% certainty who it was... 98% perhaps. I spoke to both, both said "no way", but of course they'd get tested right away and believe them. So since neither of them would 'fess up, I guess I caught it from a doorknob.

Also, thank you for all the cards and flowers during this difficult time. 💊
 
Here’s what he would do.

He would tell her it’s time for her annual checkup & then just throw the STI tests in there.

And then she would perhaps ask why, and he would smile and say, “No reason. “

And she would put 2 plus 2 together.
You have a vivid imagination. I'm not sure if he'd lose his license over that, but at least be censured.

If you look at the Teletest website, it goes in to great detail about the privacy issues and options, and there is something for everyone, from "I give zero fucks" to complete anonymity.

TeleTest isn't a full service Doctor's office. They basically exist to provide private, judgement-free assessment, easy access to drugs for treatment.

For what it's worth, I had my blood drawn at LifeLabs in Kingston since that's where I was at the moment. The tech that took my blood, could be a hot MA. Based on her smiles, I think she found it amusing that an old bastard like me was in getting tested for the clap. Mind you, if you're married and your wife's bestie happens to be taking your blood, good luck!
 
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You have a vivid imagination. I'm not sure if he'd lose his license over that, but at least be censured.

If you look at the Teletest website, it goes in to great detail about the privacy issues and options, and there is something for everyone, from "I give zero fucks" to complete anonymity.

TeleTest isn't a full service Doctor's office. They basically exist to provide private, judgement-free assessment, easy access to drugs for treatment.

For what it's worth, I had my blood drawn at LifeLabs in Kingston since that's where I was at the moment. The tech that took my blood, could be a hot MA. Based on her smiles, I think she found it amusing that an old bastard like me was in getting tested for the clap. Mind you, if you're married and your wife's bestie happens to be taking your blood, good luck!

So you were perfectly fine for 3 weeks after BBFS? I'm too lazy to re-read the thread, but how many times did you have BBFS with her?

It's scary how you can think you dodged bullets during BBFS, only for things to creep up 3 weeks after. Some STIs don't even show up until 3 months after!

My ex gf thought I was extremely paranoid that we didn't 'believe' each other at our word that we were clean. I took her to the docs myself, and we both got tested, and we both saw our results before any BB + pullout.

Even the current FWB I've been seeing, we just took each other for our word that we're clean. Been doing it for a month BB and haven't felt anything weird at all. Only day I felt the slightest of burning when peeing was a day where I drank 2 large coffees and no water at all lol.
 
You have a vivid imagination. I'm not sure if he'd lose his license over that, but at least be censured.

If you look at the Teletest website, it goes in to great detail about the privacy issues and options, and there is something for everyone, from "I give zero fucks" to complete anonymity.

TeleTest isn't a full service Doctor's office. They basically exist to provide private, judgement-free assessment, easy access to drugs for treatment.

For what it's worth, I had my blood drawn at LifeLabs in Kingston since that's where I was at the moment. The tech that took my blood, could be a hot MA. Based on her smiles, I think she found it amusing that an old bastard like me was in getting tested for the clap. Mind you, if you're married and your wife's bestie happens to be taking your blood, good luck!
Some doctors try to straddle the line between privacy & patient health.
 
So you were perfectly fine for 3 weeks after BBFS? I'm too lazy to re-read the thread, but how many times did you have BBFS with her?

It's scary how you can think you dodged bullets during BBFS, only for things to creep up 3 weeks after. Some STIs don't even show up until 3 months after!

My ex gf thought I was extremely paranoid that we didn't 'believe' each other at our word that we were clean. I took her to the docs myself, and we both got tested, and we both saw our results before any BB + pullout.

Even the current FWB I've been seeing, we just took each other for our word that we're clean. Been doing it for a month BB and haven't felt anything weird at all. Only day I felt the slightest of burning when peeing was a day where I drank 2 large coffees and no water at all lol.
I think it was more like 2 weeks when I first noticed a "sensation" and another few days until I knew something was brewing.

And yes, the latency period can be months in some cases. The Doc suggested I might want to repeat the test a few weeks later, but I haven't done that yet. I suppose I should. I have no symptoms at all. I just returned from Central America and pharmacies there wil sell you pretty much anything without a prescription. I was tempted to buy a bag of the stuff they used to keep my dock from rotting off...

I don't think it's "reliable" just to take someone's word that they're "clean". Several STIs have virtually no symptoms...
 
Some doctors try to straddle the line between privacy & patient health.
Again with the imagination. Why do you think any physician is going to put themselves in legal jeopardy over something like this? When I was being screened prior to being testing, the Doc asked my if I knew for certain where I'd contracted this. I told him I was 99% certain, but there was a second woman just before that one. I assured him that I'd contact both and he was satisfied with that.

The results are reported to public health, but I believe that this is for statistical purposes. Those of getting tested aren't the problem.
 
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So you were perfectly fine for 3 weeks after BBFS? I'm too lazy to re-read the thread, but how many times did you have BBFS with her?

It's scary how you can think you dodged bullets during BBFS, only for things to creep up 3 weeks after. Some STIs don't even show up until 3 months after!

My ex gf thought I was extremely paranoid that we didn't 'believe' each other at our word that we were clean. I took her to the docs myself, and we both got tested, and we both saw our results before any BB + pullout.

Even the current FWB I've been seeing, we just took each other for our word that we're clean. Been doing it for a month BB and haven't felt anything weird at all. Only day I felt the slightest of burning when peeing was a day where I drank 2 large coffees and no water at all lol.
There are far too many 🤡s on this site advocating for BBFS and that they never caught anything, its harmless STIs are non existent were overreacting blah blah
 
Again with the imagination. Why do you think any physician is going to put themselves in legal jeopardy over something like this? When I was being screened prior to being testing, the Doc asked my if I knew for certain where I'd contracted this. I told him I was 99% certain, but there was a second woman just before that one. I assured him that I'd contact both and he was satisfied with that.

The results are reported to public health, but I believe that this is for statistical purposes. Those of getting tested aren't the problem.
Right.

Because doctors are so trustworthy.

Same guys prescribing opiates for minor ailments, right?

Anyway, you believe what you like. It’s a free world. I think guys on this board have had some different experiences with family doctors.
 
Hmm. Its not quite private.

“Our results are made available only to you. However, our results are part of Ontario's Laboratory Information Management System (OLIS) and results can be viewed by any healthcare provider involved in your care if they are specifically looking for your results.
As an example, if your family physician was investigating a concern you had and accessed OLIS data to review old information, they would be able to see that you went for testing and could review the results. ”
HOLY FUCK WHAT????
 
Right.

Because doctors are so trustworthy.

Same guys prescribing opiates for minor ailments, right?

Anyway, you believe what you like. It’s a free world. I think guys on this board have had some different experiences with family doctors.
I don't believe any of what you're saying but if you feel your Doctor would do that, I'd suggest you find a new doctor. Perhaps a psychiatrist would be a good place to start.

Your Doctor can undoubtedly access the test results if you have OHIP pay for the lab work. If you chose to pay out of your own pocket, I don't believe they're there for him to find, but may be available if they do some weird search specifically to find it, and I have trouble imagining anyone giving a fuck about that. To suggest otherwise, implies some grand conspiracy to find your clap test, which just seems very strange to me. I assume that those of you are all concerned about this are concerned that your Doctor is going to go out of their way to uncover the tests, and then show themm to who, your wife? But why would they do that? You're sounding a touch paranoid. But if you feel this way, there's always the good old Hassle_Free Clinic.

Anyway, I'm not going to debate this with you. But if you're using that as an excuse not to get tested, then that's a whole other concern. And consider this... What's the greater concern, that your doctor conspires to out you to your spouse, or you giving your wife an STI? Good luck explaining that!
 
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For those of you who get tested for STIs with any regularity, where do you do it, if not your family Doctor?

I've used the Hassle-Free Clinic, but only because of location, it's a hassle for me.

Has anyone used this service: Home - TeleTest.ca
It seems simple enough.

I was a bad boy with an MA this AM. We got a little worked up and ended up doing the old BBFS/CIP. Apologies to the dude with the next appointment. :teeth

Thanks!
Use teletest
 
Just a follow up on this... As I was symptom free, I never did get tested. In fact a few weeks ago, I went back to see the same girl. Great session with BBBJ and CFS...

But then part way through fucking, I popped out, she ripped off the condom and stuck it back in. I said something profound like "whoa" to which she responded, you're the only person I do this with. I tossed her off anyway, and we finished with a handy...

Fast forward three weeks... I notice a little tingling as I pee... FUCK.

So I engaged with Teletest. I lied about using a SW in the questionnaire. I had a testing consultation with a doctor who ordered tests which I had done the next day. By that night, I was pissing razorblades. Back for another consultation with doc who prescribed meds even though test results weren't back yet. Downed drugs at noon yesterday and feel 99% better now. Results are still pending, but clearly, I have something.

Once confirmed, I will contact the spa and hopefully the girl directly.

So keep it wrapped boys. If there's an upside to this, I haven't been intimate with my girlfriend since I was exposed, so no issues there. I am not going to expose the girl, as there is at least a tiny possibility that I was exposed elsewhere.

+1 for Teletest. There is an option for complete anonymity with testing, you just need to pay for the tests. ($70 or so, plus $40 for teletest)
Fools game yall playing, your choice though. Then again, maybe hit up bb enjoyooor for his secrets. that clown can smell STIs apparently🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..what a circus that kid is
 
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