When shit hits the fan?

[valerie b]

Patong Nightlfe, something for everybody!

 

[cringe dragon]

As someone who likes to stay out late, I concur. Never did see much trouble until the wee hours.

 

[I love Gerard Butler]

55555555555555555 good advice thanks!

 

[raiin1029]

5555 but the problem could be, you are not home yet either

 

[Halli]

I think You have lost the Plot Sunshine. Far from an Irish hero.

 

[Happy Turtles]

What about if the police get`s involved... ?
Anybody with any experience?


I once had a bg put a knife to my neck for winning to many drinks playing jenga. She had the fuvk you look in her eyes, but i just kept smiling and she put it down.. Not a fun moment tho.
I also met a tuk tuk driver that was waving a baseball bat in my friend`s face once.
Ive actually seen a lot of shit in phuket, scooter boys with big knives to FL`s rolling down the stairs from Hollywood trying to kill one and other...
Nothing beats a late nigth on bangla rd 5555+

 

[This is NOT a Brothel]

please try to get your story straight.it should'nt be so difficult now your a non drinker. First you had no money, now you were 300 bt short? Which is it.I'm confused.Regardless you remain a knob.
re the irish- there plenty here in australia and I have known many and even employed probably a dozen. I 've never come across any I did'nt like in some way and can confidently say NONE of them were knobs. Seems it just you.
as well I never met an irish that didnt drink, perhaps thats why they were not knobs.But you seem to be doing it at both ends.A knob when you drink and a knob when you don't.

lets sort out this correction- you had 3 trips and you last 2 were brilliant, the ones where you were not drinking.So all the trouble was on your 1st trip? When you were a newbie? Have I got the maths right? So all this "shit " you say was on 1 trip? Gee must have been the unluckiest punter ever! nightclubs, food stalls and bangla.I really must stop walking around with my head up my ass so I can spot all this trouble.

I guess when you were on the red bulls the trouble just "dissappeared"? How miraculous. Did the nightclubs, foodstalls and bangla dissappear as well? No? They were still there but the rouble was gone? Did I get that right?

I was happy to hear that due to your mistakes you are now a better person.I guess it was a long haul up from the abyss?

YOu and cardew should get along well, your both fantasing attention seek twits.

 

[Monsieur Rick]

I got into a row with a tg who worked in the irish bar one trip. after work she invited me to safari nightclub. So onto her bike in the early hours. All was going well,she introduced me to her thai friends. I bought a couple of drinks and drank a dozen, had a dance and left. we went to her friends restaurant, ate some food and then time to go.
Problem was i had no money left to pay the bill. Then the madness started. I seen it as a small problem believing i could just pop back the next day and settle the bill with a little extra for any incovenience caused.
Tg didnt see it like that. back in them days i wasnt aware of the whole'face' thing, it was her friends place and i was paying. She grabbed me by the arm and tried to march me to the ATM. I told her to F*** off.
Pretty stupid thing to do and dodgy situation to find oneself in I know, but when i was drinking in Los, this type of thing was happening to me and i see it happen to lots of farangs in thailand. I don't drink anymore and have been to phuket twice since and i can tell you i seen lots of trouble through sober eyes.
Anyhow back to the story, she (think her name was rat or nat or something like that)
all of a sudden has 2 thai males with her. I avoid a few wild swings from her and do a runner not wishing to be in a 3 on 1 situation. 10 minutes later the mib are at my hotel door, how she knew where i stayed ill never know. I was convinced i lost her. although fairly intoxicated when i seen the police i sobered up quick enough,she wanted her money, the police were just staring at me. I threw 500bht at her and for the second time in a night i told her to F*** off.

The really crazy thing about this story was that i actually i had brilliant night with her and i was looking forward to taking her back to my hotel after we ate, but only in thailand can a situation like this arise.
when she started,there was no stopping her!!!

 

[dobermann lover]

I think this thread is finally befitting it's title... 5555

 

[Collette J]

you have seen alot of sh!t mate,
maybe your board name reflects your personality when you're out on the town.
spent many a late night night and early days on the lunatics broth around bangla, never seen any trouble like that.
but i'm a good boy.

 

[Sincerly Me...]

Yeah it was my first trip to patong but not thailand so i wasnt a newbie.i had done a 10 day stint in pattaya when i was 25(a proper introduction). Jesus if i told how that trip went,you would probably try to get me extradited! sounds like you forgot you were ever young.

If you read the post correctly you twat you would see that the money i gave the girl when the police arrived was 500bht(200bht extra than what i actually owed in case you cant do the math) and all was good.mib was happy, girl was happy, case closed.

This covered the bill in the restaurant which is all i owed. I mentioned i had a dozen drinks approx in safari and bought drinks for the girl and some of her mates, i paid for these before i left the nightclub and headed back to patong .The restaurant was back in patong behind rock city. Now is that clear enough for ya.
All in all i must of spent about 5000bht on the night.read the post and dont be shouting your mouth off, I pity the irish that worked for you OR 'an irish as you put it' which is another slanderous comment.
I worked for a plumber when i was in sydney for 6 months and he was the nicest Austrailian man going unlike you. In fact you seem quite angry.

Lastly how many times have you been to patong or pattaya or anywhere out of OZ?
anyone who knows anything around BANGLA knows the food cart guys can get messy and its best to avoid any conflict with them, this is what i was referring to in my post and it happened on my last trip sure theres a big post on here about a board member who got one of them arrested for assaulting him, look it up you twat or is he an attention seeker too.

Listen i dont want to paint too much a negative picture, i love the place, ill continue to go, i hope to go before xmas for a month. I will have a fantastic relaxing holiday with plenty of training and women and i promise i will pay all my bills. You on the other hand shall remain angry!!!

 

[mr.answerman]

I can't imagine not drinking. Within reason of course

I ran into a money problem at MTB, but they had no problem with me walking down to the ATM, sounds like a rather hairy situation!

 

[Bittersweet]

thats because you live in the sheltered workshop mate....5555555

 

[prettyj]

Yep if somebody would belt Cardew round the Noggin with a Fan, then finally the Fan would have hit the Shit.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Now I am confused...You did nothing wrong, apart from a small bill which you settled and all was friends. So where was the problem? Seems like alot of your posts have been about the dodgy end of Thai life, and yet in my experiance and in alot of others on this thread, if you don't go looking for it it won't find you. Yet it continues to find you in Nightclubs with dodgy Thai men or elsewhere. I think it might be time to have a little look at your behaviour on a night out, and maybe leave the training out as it might be giving off the wrong vibes to people who are surrounding you.

 

[lourrainne]

55555 i know there was a time i felt the same,
but i can honestly say my last trip was the best and the only drink i survived on was red bull.
I remember sitting in a bar across from hollywood and i seen a drunk farang been ushered out of hollywood, how he got down them stairs,
must of took something out of him because when he reached the last step he veered to the left and crashed into a couple drinking at the bar table opposite hollywood. you know one of those tall metal tables. Anyhow all 3 ended up on the deck with blood everywhere. Drunk got up busted badly and tried to make his way home. i often wondered if he ever got there?

 

[Ginger]

But you are from the North, therefore an inferior being, so can and are completely blanked..

Manchester, indeed.

Went through there once to the ancestral home near St Helens.

Horrible dump of a place, full of silly people rabbitting on about soccer all the time.

Who cares.

 

[szamora1227]

I just wonder why you read about so many more crimes in pattaya than in phuket?
And whats up with all the suicidal farangs just jumping off the roof tops?
They in Thailand with a big house, a nice car and a beautiful girl in their bed every nigth?
Oh how in the earth can they be depressed???
(Oh shit some fu*ker on Phuket forum told me my girl probably dont love me, oh well let me just jump off this millions of baht villa and lets see who`s laughing) hmmm

 

[Anonsi]

So you mostly people watch then? I'm sure that brings its own form of entertainment! I never get that drunk, for what it's worth.

 

[Monsieur Rick]

I think you will find it's 'its'.