Swiss Lala Crawlathon

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Hey Deano...Just keep an eye on Dodger tonight will ya?
Can't have anyone spiking his drink again 555555555555555555
 
It was Petter, Snakey, Pad Mc, Simon and myself. Pad, SI and myself were there only in body. Our spirit was not there anyways. Twas left somewhere over the Tong with Sef. I cant believe Petter actually made it since he was really bad off the night b4 as well.
 
FARK, Interpigs in town...thanks for the heads up ol mate...Im goin out to that heap, Ive renamed " NotworthaFortunaanymore" with a few spray cans of yellow paint and a hammer, Plod'll neva recognize it..

We're goin easy on Dodge tonight Easy, just a 4 pack of Viagra in his first Tiger Drarp!!
 
was a good little warm up yesterday....glad the bikes made us keep relatively sober...but of course I took it to MTB afterwards...555

MTB at 6.30 it is then.....for swiss tokenism I'll be bringing along some smegma....well that's cheesy innit???
 
Are you still Maow Nels??
Iltis said 6.30 at the SUMMER BREEZE, not the MTB you git!

PS, all BMs are welcome....
 
Mmmmmm - smegma -count me in Nels as I just heard the 3 words every expat in LOS loves to hear............

BUYER'S FINANCE APPROVED.
 
I was back in bed way before midnight if I remember. Dont think I made it to 11....
 
Heh Baz is Crabsticks coming? if so I could be tempted to dust off my choppersticks and the race for the free beer could be seforum.xxxed in Lala high Street!!!!

Good idea Loop reckon a big match could be on, fujeball tourney!!! (how the heck do you spell fuzeball, fujjeball), also just wanted to let the world know my number nine button has fell off my keyboard, this is also in upper case the ( button and its really hard to use it now, just good timing as its fecking 200annine

Quick message to my old mucker Markey Mark, Gwyn arrived today, met him in Blackers at 3pm, was meant to join up laters but when I went passed at 8.30pm he was still in there and dancing with all the girls, see thats what happens after being off the grog for 9 weeks!!!

Anyway back on topic...................................what was the topic?? oh yeah, Swissathon, Oli phoned me tonight reckons on about 9 (see how often that number comes into every sentance!!!) from tong, there's a good 5 or 6 of us from Lala, so seems like its going to be a goody.

I couldn't get any leiderhosen but bought a couple of nice pairs of slingback briefs, on special offer 99 baht for two(fecking number, lucky I paid a hundred and let them keep the change) now its an interesting fact that on my trial run last monday and wednesday and friday and sunday and monday, I figured that a few of my dead cert bars were actually only really good because they have one or two lively girls in them, bit extrovert, dancing on the bar or in the street or atacking customers etc but when they are not in the bar is actually dull and normal, I reckon if I run a bar and got a couple of these types in I'd immediately pay them a good wage to keep them. Reminds me must make Blackers on the list for the night as they've got a real tall not to sure lady, pretty sure its a bob but will be interesting none the less!! might make it towards the end of the night when guys are getting a little out of focus.

Anyway got to remember to book the restaurant as they've got really good brandy and ice cream, they speak romanpolanski, so at least 3% of the people coming will be able to have a chinwag with them!!
 
I was gonna save that night for my birthday party........
 
Enjoy BMs and relish the fact that you are in the right place at the right time...

:)
 
About twenty past 9 now, so if Dodger says a 7 o'clock start he should be just about arriving at the bar by now..................Cough!

Always tells me he's doing his hair! :no:
 
I have still yet to have a night out in lala land, attempted it last time but wont repeat what happened again, but i think most of us were relieved when the transport did not turn up as we were so messed up from the night before, lets see if i can get one this time over the next couple of weeks.
 
If there is one in mid to late June, than I might be able to go............ As I dont remember ever being over their either!

But will depend on how ill I am from the night before, like the first BM bar crawl all those many moons ago.... :beurk: :beurk:
 
No that's true, but it does take a long time to wash his face:bad:
 
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