Review: Lana @ Alphacare

[coopchic]

Weblink (pics are accurate):
http://www.alphacare.ca/cgi-bin/attendant.pl?id=111



I popped in some time ago and given that it was slightly busy and no one was available I asked who was going to be free next, the manager said Lana and instantly remember that she was the MILF type so I decided to wait the 10 minutes which turned into less than 5 before I was led to a room. Itool my shower and after a short wait Lana knocked on the door and let herself in.

Lana looks just like her pics, a little older with a natural body but I wasn’t disappointed. She started on the massage and some conversation before presenting the options. I decided on the NR with the option to upgrade and she skirted the issue of price but my initial offer was accepted without any problems. She disrobed quickly and started again on the massage with a little more effort and some teasing from behind combined with some boobs against my back. This was all nice and she was ready to exchange places. I massaged her back and she quickly flipped over for her front, she was quite liberal as to touching. Switched again and she started on a BS but I didn’t say anything as some Russian was explored. The rest of the session got better and we got to know each other better and ending was very explosive.

Overall, I found Lana to be a treat. Like they say some things do get better with age and Lana is what I would consider a fine wine. Not much in regards to eye candy but for those that prefer an older woman who knows how to treat a man well then this is a good option.

Cost: $60/45 min + Tip
Repeat: Maybe

Ref#: VBB277

 

[Lady in Waiting]

Thanks for another great review VBB.

I noticed her on the AC schedule for this evening and was thinking of passing by after some other late evening physical activities. I may opt for her if Tanya is not available.

Thanks again.

TT1

 

[My Time Is Now]

Shill! Shill!

 

[Sticky toffee pudding]

Looks like the singer from Twisted Sister.

 

[Mabelline]

Do her pics do her justice? She is hot in her pictures but the eye makeup is a little too much.

 

[Arly]

The pics on the AC site, as far as I've seen (with Sharon & Simone,) don't do a thing for the girls ... I can't speak for Lana, but I suspect the same rule of thumb applies ... expect to be pleasantly surprised in terms of looks as compared to the pictures.

 

[*Kerilyn]

Dude, if Dee Snider looked like that Rosie would be all over him!!!
Rosie's REALLY started to like the mature MP's!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Maybe Lana's clientele is between 50 - 65 years. But, I think any MPA or SP should have made enough money when they were between 20 - 35 yrs old. I, IMHO, think the Lana(s), Rosa(s), and Sharon(s) need to open their own MP for the older guy or simply retire gracefully.

 

[some half blood]

I had Lana once a few months ago. I love women with big natural tits and she fits that bill. The session was quite good, using those boobs in all the right ways. I left what I thought was a reasonable tip (comparable to other AC sessions I've had since) but she complained it wasn't enough. I added a little more $ but that sort of thing turns me off enough not to repeat with her.

 

[Antonio]

I saw Lana when I was 36. Had a fun time.

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=65806

 

[Pompal 09.]

I hear you. Nothing turns me cold like when they are totally mercenary. I'll never repeat with any such woman.

Next time she says that simply comment back, "that's more per hour than anything else in the real world pays"

 

[Jim C]

I've been lucky so far. I have never been asked for a larger tip.

 

[London lady!]

Maybe you young studs should be picking up your chicks at the bars like we old foggies did when we were your age?