Review: Chloe @ SRM

[miss fabulous]

http://www.royalspa.ca/ladies/Chloe/

I recently booked a 40 min appointment with Chloe; her pictures enticed me, although I searched for some reviews but could not find any. I had visited SRM in the past and had great sessions with Daisy and Liz- who are really friendly and Monica- who was as beautiful as Monica Bellucci but unfortunately has retired.

For some positives, the receptionist at SRM, a thin afro-canadian girl, is charming. I also had the Vegas room, which has a funky decor.

However, this session was lousy for several reasons.

Firstly, the pictures on the site are somewhat misleading. In the pics, Chloe is nicely tanned with a toned physique. In person, she is pasty white and slightly heavier around the stomach and thighs. However, her face is cute and she has decent man-mades. I went for a body slide.

Chloe loathes her job and is quite blunt about her distaste for her profession- a real mood killer. She can also be abrasive when you ask her questions. She was expressionless throughout the session and rarely smiled. She reminds me of a TTC ticket collector without clothes.

Her massage skills are average. She switches from using moderate strength and teasing with the finger nails.

With respects to the finish, Chloe needs to improve her technique. It is mechanical and boring. She has been working at SRM for a only month and perhaps needs some training from one of the better girls. I cannot envision her surviving at a high-end spa.

My 40 minute session was somewhere between 30 - 35 minutes. Maybe she was playing Chris Rock's infamous 'time game' at work, where she went with another clock with the later time.

Breakdown:

Face: 7/10
Body: 6/10
Service: 4/10
Attitude: 4/10

Repeat: No. Hell no. I should have went with Keyonna or Eve, who I have never seen but have received positive reviews.

Money wasted: One Robert Borden and one Mackenzie King.

 

[farnoush]

Great description - I laughed out loud! That would be a very good reason to avoid her...

 

[Ms.A.]

ouch....thanks for the review. I'm sure this is going to be the OP's fault somehow before this thread is over.

 

[iloveTheSimpsons!]

Okay, I'll start 'er off then:

OP, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

 

[silverpiratetears]

What? could you elaborate?

 

[betdwg1]

Mozart,

Dude, welcome to massageplanet.net, thanks so much for your review, I agree Miss Chloe's pics are enticing to say the least ... sorry your experience was less than spectacular with her. SRM has plenty of high caliber, high performance MPA's without a doubt, don't dispare and thanks for sharing.

 

[VitaminWaterGuy]

thaknks for the review. i will stay away

 

[florence]

Sorry to hear about your experience. I tried to PM you, but was unable :-(
Please send me an Email at [email protected]
I don't like anyone leaving SRM feeling they wasted their money !!
My apoligies~looking forward to your email

Anita/SRM owner
XOXO





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steelesroyal royalspa

 

[Kiki]

Hey Micron- My PM was deactivated. I have opened it up now.

Either way, apology accepted.

 

[Tino {20}]

Did you pay her with tickets or tokens?

 

[eckxkid]

Hey bro, sorry about your bad experience. But as many do not know, Chloe is formerly Lacey @ srm, whom has many great reviews and is said to look alot like Rachel McAdams.

IDK I guess YMMV

Chloe was always one of my favourites

http://www.royalspa.ca/ladies/Chloe/

 

[Froggies angel]

Neither- but I should have asked for a transfer half-way through ;-)

TTND - I did give her decent marks on her face. But she looks 15 years older than Rachael McAdams and her face is less-defined.

 

[choudhary_ajay1980]

"She was expressionless throughout the session and rarely smiled".
sounds like my session with her couple of years back.

 

[Tigerspaw357]

does she have any tattoos?