Newbie to Tijuana - might go tonight..

[Arron]

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[SirUberNoobPwnr]

cueball2...sorry, I didn't realize you lived so far away. Chica's come and go all the time. About a month before your next trip post your request again. We'll "put the word out" and see what we can find. There are some spinners in the Zona, so perhaps we can give you a short list, but obviously there's no guarantees, especially for a AA cup girl.

 

[PaintHorseLover]

I think Fireballs is someone that likes the attention. He likes to stir the pot, and alot of his lies are more or less harmless. He makes posts often about things he has read about but not experienced, and therefore he gets details wrong all the time.

Other other handles he has made ridiculous claims that one of the other escort owners keeps all the money, and posted once that his sister was an escort, and posted about my group that we meet at McDonalds, which has never happened.

He is a wanted man by many, and I am glad I am able to make friends here in Tijuana. I have never known one person to be so much hated on an internet site. If you ever met Burt then you would know what a gentleman he is and a well spoken good guy. He is more of a Clark Kent that cannot turn into Superman, but is very mild and just generous. He is always quick to offer to buy a meal and is a guy that likes classical music. Far from the Monster that Fireballs creates.

All that being said, he has not been that critical of escorts, but he takes shots at things he either believes to be true, or just says things to get reactions. I have only met Burt about 2 years ago, but I read lots of his contributions on the boards. He has learned alot the hardway, but happy to share info that will keep folks from repeating their mistakes.

Don't know if he knows the difference between truth and fiction, but he is someone that should not be taken seriously.

 

[Fallon123]

Chosen wrote:

I think I been rather positive regarding the escort services. Lets ask Sampson, Sampson have I been tough on escort services? If anything I think I have been promoting escort services on this site, as an alternative to the bars. I wanted to put the information out there, and even told Sampson what I was doing on this site, and he came over to check it out.

In this particle case I didn't recommend escort services because the guy was a first time visitor to Tijuana, and was only interested in a BJ, in that case I felt a Bargirl at AB could do the trick for him for $60, instead of $150 for an escort. Latter the newbie added more things that he wanted to do, like fucking the chica between the tits, and cuming on her face, and I changed my mind, and said, maybe a escort could fill he needs after all, because of the special requests, like coming on the FACE.

Sampson will be the first to tell you that escorts aren't for everybody.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Fireball

am sick and tired of you bashing escort services. stop spreading your false views about escorts.

lets take it outside in the streets man

 

[FrittyKitty]

LMAO

anyway, anyone notice that hot border agent with the green eyes???

 

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[aki]

Eclipse! Be careful at Eclipse if a chica doesn't have tits it could be a TRANNY! Always be careful on Revolution as many bars have T-girls in them, unless that's what your looking for.

In the Zona Norte, where AB, CC, HK you don't have to worry, as almost all those bars are tranny free,gringo friendly, accept dollars, and many waiters and bar girls speak at least a little english.

Just pop you head in the different bars and you'll sure to find what you like in at least one bar. I personally know this nice bar girls with a beautiful face, skinny body and Mosquito Bites for tits. She works at Tropical bar duing the day, I don't need to name her, because your eyes will tell you who I'm talking about, besides I'm sure they are others just like her.

I'm not going to say I disagree with Burt, as I guess most guys would like the bigger chest girls, but I tell you there is a HUGE demand for younger looking chica, who are at least 18 years old, to fullfill those high school fantasies of yours. Thats why in the alley you see many 18 year old small tit Mexican girls/Street girls, against the wall with their 'school girl outfit' and they are usually skinny with small tits. Mermaids, across from Adelitas has all their MP girls dressed up in those Mexican Catholic School Girls outfits, and of course the ones that turn me on are the ones with the 'small tits.' but HELL I like big tits TOO!{ Mermaids a little expensive, $40 for the house, and then you make a deal with the girl, who wants another $80 or so]

 

[The Lovely SJ]

Thanks Burt. I'll admit it's a long shot but there's always hope. You might recall my earlier post where I mentioned meeting someone similar at Eclipse only minutes before she finished her shift and left for the night. Well that was the end of that.....In all of maybe less than a minute she was gone. I've been kicking myself every since. Next time I find a girl like that I'm bolting all the doors.

I'm not dead set on the 25+ part. I just wanted to make it clear that I'm definitely *NOT* seeking anyone underage. Over 25 would just make it that much better since I'm in my mid-30's.

Anyway, I know I can lean on you guys for info. Believe me, one of these days somewhere down the road you'll see some skinny girl with no tits and be thoroughly turned off. Just then you'll remember me, you'll hook me up, and then I'll be the one paying for your next chica.

Thanks again! By the way, I only make it to TJ about twice a year. I'm on the east coast. That's why I need you guys.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The reason you haven't received a reply is probably because that is the opposite of what most guys are looking for. Most guys don't want a flat chested girl, and most prefer under 25 to over 25. Face it, there aren't many AA cup women out there--espcially among those who can earn a living as a sex worker.

I think the only way to find what you're requesting is to go on your own personal tour of discovery. Even then I have my doubts you'll find what you specified.

Sorry, I wish I had better news. I fear this is one of those times where the truth hurts.

 

[the world of danger]

Thomasm it warms my heart that people actually read the stuff on forums like these, and follow the advice given for a pretty good session in TJ, and escape some of the pitfalls, like Taxi drivers wanting to take you somewhere else for a commission, Right Burt?

I'm glad you had a good time, and paying $60 isn't bad, you could have talked her down to maybe $50, but that's about it.

I usually don't take girls up on their offer if they appoarch me, because the HOT girls, usually don't do the appoarching, as usually the older and desperate that try to get guys to take them up. Adalitas isn't always the best bar to get great sex in, but for first timers, it's the easiest place to get laid, and they do have a wide variety of women to suit just about everyones needs

It will be easier next time you try it. You might want to try Chicago club, almost as much variety as Adalitas, and a little better service, but not always. It's always a good idea to pay for sex after the session, as you have more control over the bar girl that way.Since what you want is specialized, it's a good idea to let the girl know exactly what you want before taking her up.

It does get better.

 

[Chinchilla Lover]

Go to AB after 6 pm and you will find 2 or 3 cuties like that.

 

[Shay P]

Hey Fireballs! funny comments. but to be honest with you, you hit the nail on the head with the herpes comment. Look it up on the net and you'll find that it's not 100 percent covered by condoms, even when the person you are with shows no symptoms! Seriously! I actually thought it would be pretty hot to just titty fuck a woman and cum on her chin!

Trip report from tonight - It was totally safe and I did as you all recommended. Parked my car close to the border, walked across, then just got a cab. The post on here were VERY helpful. Cab driver tried to talk me into a table bath/shower place and I said no, just take me to adalitas. Short cab ride there and when I walked in it was an amazing suprise! there must have been 100 women in there, no shit! I've never seen so many whores in one place! Hung out for a bit and had about 5 coronas, then decided I would have a go at it. One woman with big fake titties approached me and i went upstairs with her. Probably paid more than i needed to ($60) but then again, I'm use to paying 150 at home for an AMP, so I didn't care. The only thing is, at least at an AMP, you get MUCH better service. We got to the room, and she totally sanatized me, which is good to see (hands, cock). I was VERY disapointed that she wouldn't let me finger her!! and as a matter of fact, she was some what restrictive on what i touched. However, I got my wish and tittie fucked her! Although, before we went up I had asked to do this w/o a condum and she said yes. In the room, she threw it on (not a big deal, but considering her service over all, it did lessen the experience). Anyway... I got my rocks off and I was impressed by the number and quality of women in TJ. If I come back to CA again, I'll be sure to make another visit!!

Thanks all!

 

[Hackman]

so what youre saying is... if I wanted a chica to shit all over my chest while i was still wearing my shirt , so as to walk back through the border and face a BP agent, I could?

I'd love to see a Border patrol agent's face when someone went through the checkpoint with human shit all over them

"whats your reason for visiting-oh my sweet God!, Mexico?"

 

[bluareochick8]

Guys, please help a fellow monger. I need someone that can hook me up with a "AA cup" cutie for an upcoming trip to TJ. I'd prefer someone who is age 25+ if possible. It's my second request for this so I hope you'll keep your eyes open for me. I'd be glad to return the favor!

Grassy-ass!

 

[el tom]

thomasm2828 wrote:

What's the problem Thomasm, your wife can't read minds can she? I mean if your going to go that far, you might as well go all the way and stick your dick in that PUSSY. You know it's like when Jesus says in Matthew, 'But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.' Fuck it, if I'm going to get in trouble for just thinking about it, I might as well actually do it; at least I'll go to HELL with a smile on my face.

Just kidding Thomasm, I'm sure you have your reason for not fucking, maybe scared of herpes or something. But I got to tell you, it gets harder what your asking for. I'm sure you can find a TJ harlot willing to do 'Russian' [ simulating fucking between the women's breasts] The problem is finding a girl with the right equipment that will let you. That leave off 90% of the SGs, as most of them are tiny 19 year old girls with size A or B tits, as there are very few C tits, and almost no D size tits in SGs. Again, Adelitas might be your best bet as it's really 'Silicone city' in there, finding natural tits, always better, but again harder to find.

Finishing on them, is even harder to get. Do what Biggdog says, don't be afraid to ask, but a lot of girls are going to tell you NO. Another way is just finishing off on them, and not asking, but I really don't recommend doing THAT.

I take it back, you might be a 'escort candidate after all, as you can arraignments for everything you want before hand without fear of rejection. But if you don't mind a little rejection your best bet is Adelitas or Chicago asking around.

 

[Bookworm]

ilyhiybughi

 

[Richard N]

Thanks for all of your responses guys! Hope you don't mind one more question. Thinking about titty fucking one of these senioritas when I go down (and finishing this way) Are they up for that?

I'm married, so that's why I'm being safe and not looking to fuck (even with a condum).

 

[waverunner]

I understand what your saying about water pressure in Mexico, and sometimes they don't have HOT water, but this is usually not the case in the Zona hotels with showers.

Lets take Cascades for example as I recommend it for the cheaper monger, who is not to familar with Tijuana, because it's right where the action is for about $35. It's in the alley by Hong Kong/Miami bar, the shower works great, and it doesn't have a filter to slow water like in the states, the problem is the drainage, the shower is on a flat floor with no barrier to keep water from going in the bedroom except for the shower curtain. So the water comes out hot and hard, but if you take more than 5 minutes in the shower, it will start to flood the room, thank God the room is tile.

The bed is too soft, and the bedspread isn't the cleanest I have ever seen, but I don't see any left over cum on the sheets. I try not to stay here anymore, except when I'm taking up a HONG KONG BG for a short time.

The GOOD NEWS IS Cascades lets you take up to two girls in the room for free, and the guys speak english at the desk. So Here is what I would do, go the the alley pick a SG near Cascades or accross the street, and take her to the room to FUCK. Then go to Hong Kong, have a few beers, recovering, and when ready take a BarGirl from Hong Kong to your room at Cascades, you save $12 for the room, and $5 for the SG, already half your room rate, and guess what? The towel boy doesn't knock on your door.{ that's a savings of $17 dollars, and if you take two Hong Kong chicas to your room at Cascades that's $12 each, for a total savings of $24 dollars! that you would have had to pay if you were not a guess at Cascades.}

 

[Sikorsky S76]

I say they are bad because many of them have no water pressure and the sheets are not changed even daily. If you don't mind bouncing around in a bunch of other guys semen, then the bar girls hotels might not be that bad. Also some don't have hot water or water pressure.