moneys reports ..

[Hayley-May]

which club was it?

 

[Scarlite]

My first trip to that place. It was a long n difficult journey (as had to walk alot) but as the saying goes, no pain no gain. Reached there around 5 and found out that I was one of the early bird there. Since I reached early so every black/brown coat was trying to pull me. It appears to me that they are competitor and each one controls some seating arrangement.
They kept asking me to go upstairs and giving me some offers/discounts etc etc. I finally told them to leave me alone for sometime. Ambiance and space were good. Lights were good too. Girls were better as compared to other b.rs but they sported too much make up. Few of them were wearing nice clothes though. I was given a girl saying that she is good in service and she was looking better than the other girls those were standing there. While going upstairs, I saw girls were doing makeup. damn few of them were still doing the make up when I was leaving .

About the girl I took, was new and Reviewom WB. She was looking fair earlier but later realized that it was all heavy make up. body was good. Did BJ and rest you all know mechanical stuff. She was talkative like every other girl. But did tell me the imp thing that I over paid those buggers and gave me tips how to avoid them .
Overall its a good experience. While returning I saw a lady kinda fat but very fair Reviewom head to toe. Appears to me NE...Can any of gentlemen please tell me her name as thinking abt next trip ?

Ratings
looks : 6/10 (clean shaved n tight p n medium b, short, little tummy.
service : 7/10 (bj)
damage - 1.5K + .4K (for room) + .1K for juice and around .3K for coats etc...

@Money12345 bro, there were two guys sitting there and surrounded by few gals. By any chance are you one of them? time was around 6.
Thanks to Hungry Devil and Money12345 for directions and suggestions respectively.

 

[joe]

Hey Man !!!

Ek kaala tika, will do the needful for the nazar part i guess ... it is the traditional remedy .... for more effect put it on you D I C K ...

and as far as the anonymity thing goes mpter meeting a few members ... well chill bro .... its all okay here .... Aakhir Hamam me sabhi nange hai .... everyone is here for the same reason ... and all are sailing in the same boat !!!


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[Suzy]

This Weekend...
As money is still recovering Reviewom his weekend adventures n me being partners in crime (though we hardly did any that night)...i m puttin the Reviewiday meet part...so we decided to hit kalyan on Reviewiday evening but somehow i cld nt attend...So evening when money had fun cherishin beauties of raseela...i had my own taste in white***** tardeo...not to forget again some girl said money that he is slowly beocmin a father of 2 kids n she requested "aap pehle jaise kyu nahi ho jaate ho"....
At 9 i called money n he was on the way to RB n then we decideed to meet at RB...i was the first one to reach there at 11.30..it was my first visit to RB... the first thing whihc made me happy 9/10 hot chinki babes n my 2000 buks were paisa vasool that time itself..so the cover charges were 2k n till 12 drinks wer Reviewee so not a bad deal.. The crowd was good n worth visitn.. money joined me at 12.30 n then we had some horrible time gettin attention of girls...thr was one hot grl whom we were tryin to hit ..apan logo ko thenga dikha ke eek 50 saal ke gunda dada ke saath chali gyi.......Neverthless...money had asked some of his Reviewiends (ladies) to joined and they did not deject us....so money enjoyed with his girl n i explored some more grls.. finally at 2.30 we hit the coffe shop n that was time when he showed me all the varities... the aunties who has been highly discussed... the one who keeps tellin she works with some company...finally a Reviewiend of money..she was cute...one of his Reviewiend.. we chatted for hours.. think till 7.. money was not in his senses, though, i realized only next day when he said he did not remeber anything of that night..so.. let me tell he flirted and he flrited like a gentleman ..cant say anythin more about that....n then mornin we moved our asses back to home.. so nothin as such but nice first experience of RB...next week Reviewo sure hittin kalyan as i cld nt make it this weekend..

 

[Pedy123]

Ya man it was great night .... cant get that girl dancing opposite to us outta my mind .... man she was super cute.

Its great to hear that our fellow Reviewiend got the rent thing sorted with that chick lucky him ....

It was a great mongering experience with you though .... and ya thanks for doing most of the work like booking the table and everything man ... the credit all goes to you .... wouldnt have been possible without you moneybhai .... cheers

Dude and the rate at which your going ..... i dont think your becoming old anytime soon .....

 

[dividedselfhood]

good.. thats means mpnet has helped me in leanring few lessons.. n monetary worthy one.. all the best mate if u rake her for a night..do keep posted.. hwoever, there were 2 other tall one's worth noticing, one in green saaree, she also denied DFK. However, there was one medium high girl ready for every thing n looked towards pleasing, howveer, she was not fair, so, decided, otherwise , but i think she can b tried once...dont remember name.she is a new entry.. 1-2 mnths..

 

[LizzakaMel]

Your this thread is interesting and resourceful... Plz continue it...

 

[This is insanity!]

to find a G/f who is truely/deeply/madly/selflessly in love with u at such a short notice is tough.. very very tough..
I bet, Money is considering picking an independent instead..

 

[Ghana Banana]

Hey Money....
When is the next party happening......
I'd like to join you as well.
Anything happening today or tom??

 

[Pompal 09.]

Bigbang, would love to do so. Seem to have misplaced your no; can you SMS me with yours and I will call you tomorrow. What time?

 

[Hunter2012]

Wow u guys had a wild time...

 

[Stacie M]

u gotta pick up an independent for a good bj dude, or ur gf should be truely/deeply/madly/selflessly in love with u to suck it all ..like a lolipop..lol

 

[strine strumpet 2]

as a buddy u would have gone to kalyan ??? u mean on sunday ? it got pretty late.. i got up only at 4-5 o clcok i think... our Reviewiend went again to rb sunday too.. with a girl i introduced to him... he is a very dear Reviewiend but has always been awkward around women.. typical it geek ... but me and another Reviewiend of his have been trying to get him laid .. and he has been gettin better and better.. just 3 months back he wouldnt have had the balls to go sit in that girls car.. this time he just went for it ... iwas very pleasantly surprised...
we will talk bout her later.. she likes to party .. ill give u her number.. invite her out some night if u have the inclination

yup and im usually always quite decent with teh women.. i mean i flirt and all but i never treat them rudely.. but kabhi kabhi u never know ya .. daaru peeke kuch jyada na bol diya ho

 

[Yahoo! Answers Team]

Bro,
Should be part of PM but... anyways..
a) you were more Heartbroken than I madeup (I am not an ManBOOKER price contestant!!!!),don't pull my legs now!!! Just joking
b) You were Pretty decent allthe way with "lady", you just "whispered(though 6-4 times)" "her adventures" in my ears and it was fun to listen that while seeing her
c)Thanks for mentioning that I had better chance. I will sleep better (for whatever time left) with my Gentlemanness....
d)As a buddy, I would have gone to Klayan, bt ,you know best that bar closes by 9.30 ...only cheap lodges and goons operate.....

PS-Fellow bros , apologies for one to one com, but i feel you could get some leads and succeeed where I could not.

 

[sndMan79]

What is the right time to reach there....day....evening...night???

 

[No can do Obama!]

i was going to type out a nice long review of the last coupla weekends...
but now ive decided not to...
had a lotta fun but a lotta unwanted shit has been happening too.. Reviewicking nazar lag gayi hai ... sab lmpda ho raha hai! also ive met a few of you BM`s .. hence the comfort of the anonymity of posting here is no longer applicable for me. makes typing stuff out a lot more embarassing for me.

hence i could either not meet anyone Reviewom the board again .. avoid meets n stuff.. or i could not make public my adventures .. i choose the latter.

so on this sombre note .. i formally close this thread .

 

[tenten]

lol bro..
i thot i spent quite a bit of time dancing with the 4-5 diff girls called to our table at the bars.. i dont quite remmeber being as heartbroken as u makeit out to be.. but yes i was kinda disappointed that girl wsnt there.. if u saw her or spoke to her ud know what i mean... coz believe u me ive seen n been with a lot of women.. very few actually stand out in my mind.. and this one was a real sweetheart.. ah well .. i wish her well wherever she ends up !
also our poor Reviewiend dropped the girl Reviewom rb all the way back.. and she lived very very far away apparently .. 45 minutes drive to the opposite side of where my Reviewiend lived... they get there.. she thanks him.. and tells him bye lol... didnt invite him in ... and the poor guy spent another 1 and a half hours getting home Reviewom there ... i think u might have had a better chance with her and u shouldnt have tried to be a gentleman and given it a shot yeah ! she is a horny lil bitch.. i do believe she is married but her husband is always travellin around the world and doesnt quite take care of her carnal needs.. and she is quite well off btw .. no need to pay her .. all thats needed is that she fancy you
i remember the last time i met her.. another Reviewiend of mine and me were up there.. she came with another Reviewiend.. at that time i barely knew her.. just hi hullo .. anyways asked her to join us .. one thing led to another .. i quite fancied her Reviewiend and in our drunken states i dunno how we got them to agree but we booked a room in the same hotel itself and the four of us ended up drinking more Reviewom roomservice.. the bed was a double bed joined together.. first we were all sleeping on teh same bed.. joking around.. then my Reviewiend pulled the beds apart .. dimmed the lights... and hehehe.. i think we booked the room at 6 am .. got to fucking by 8 am .. and were at it till 9 30 .. 10 am.. before fallin asleep .. and having the roomservice bastards wake us up at 12 telling us that checkout time ho gaya ..
the point of exchanging girls nvr arose .. as these werent hookers .. and even this was too much for them.. screwing in the same room.. lol.. they were quite red faced when they left.. saw the girl who was iwth us on sat all naked and all.. nice bigggg tits.. anywyas i was quite surprised at how non chalant she was while sitting there talkin to us inspite of what happend a coupla months back.. maybe has to do with the fact that my Reviewiend never called her back .. even tho she called him a coupla times .. hehe.. anyways why am i going on about what happened in the past... back to sat nite !

ya so i went into the vip and bumped into a few Reviewiends who got some girls Reviewom an orchestra bar they Reviewequent mpter it closed.. they apparently have spent quite a bit on these girls and they now sleep with them and take them out to clubs and movies and stuff.. and these are some very pretty women... u all of seen how pretty some of these bar girls can get .. and the ones in andheri bandra.. also know how to dress very well.. ud look at them and think they were some well dressed nri chicks down Reviewom teh uk or somewhere.. lovely makeup .. gorgeous small dresses.. but once they open their mouth u know they Reviewom ur neighbourhood dance bar .. theyintroduced me to the girls.. but for the life of me i cant remember much of what they said or i told them... it is Reviewom about this time that i can barely remember much of what i said or heard... only vaguely remember the situatinos .. and me and my pal u met .. we got another 6 k worth of coupoons soi drank like 3 k addtional worth of drinks plus the 2k that i already had .. so thats 5 k.. at 500 per large rum and coke.. that was 10 drinks for me right there.. plus more upstairs.. plus i think the 5 quarters of rum that the both of us shared at the two bars .. one quarter is 3 large.. so thats bout 7 large at the bars.. and 10 for me at the club.. plus id say 2 more later.. so thats 19 large old monks plus a beer or two in the middle..
so tho i do believe i behaved quite decently ...i dont remember much..not of what we spoke with that girl at our table.. i hope i didnt tease her about my Reviewiend who fucked her and did he call u etc etc.. or ask her about her Reviewiend whom i did ..
anywasy the girl whom i called when we were partin ways at the rick stand.. i reached her house .. and didnt leave Reviewom there before 11 in the night ... was a nice relaxing day , slept like a log and when i woke up she had cooked me soem food and we watched some movies and had some "fun" .. if i wasnt so goddamn tired and not already in a the company of a pretty decent woman.. i would have prolly left earlier and hit kalyan again though..

u know what they say .. kutte ki dum.. seedhi nahi hoti .. lol ..
long fuckin Review but dheere dheere the memories are comign back

oh and bout the girl .. i have her number.. if u wnt ill send it across.. try ur luck

and hungry bhai... i was quite drunk... dont really remember any of the girls names.. except pooja.. even my old fav in tanishka was a pooja too.. everybar has like 5-6 poojas.. lol... Reviewom now on i think ill just called every bgirl a pooja only .. and i know what u mean man.. if u fancy a girl and dont get her in time.. it gets on ones nerves.. im gonna try be there on Reviewiday .. lets go sort this out .. u get ur musk$$n and ill get my p00ja !

 

[Shorty15c4]

i really really really want a good blowjob... not one of the shitty ones these girls usually give... one where the girl actually knows what she is doing and hopefully enjoys it tooo ! its been too long

and paresh just search this thread... or the kalyan shilphata thread.. ull find what ur lookin for

 

[Pompal 09.]

Count me in too.. BTW Aquarian Dude when are we hitting CH.. you share you phone number but disappeared therempter.. ending with 179..Give me a call if you are interested will be visiting CH on Sunday

 

[Hedwig Loves Pigwidgeon]

monday bhai, I missed it this time, next weekend am pukka coming.