Massage across the street from NorthHill Mall

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I went down for a massage earlier today (301 1640 16th ave nw) after seeing their ad on craiglist.
http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/952718999.html

Took the elevator to the 3rd floor. Turned right and at the end of the hall, there was an unassuming door with no business name marked #301

Opened the door and was greeted by a dark lobby with some candles incense burning. From behind the black curtain, I was met with 2 ladies, a blonde with glasses in her mid twenties, medium build, average looking at best. The other lady was an older brunette in her thirties, medium-bigger build, tattoo on her right arm. Both the ladies were hardly good looking but I was already there and I thought it would be rude to run out of there so I decided to give it a go ;-)

I asked about the rates which was then pointed out to me on a white magic marker board. They offer "Relaxation" and "Therapeutic" massages. I chose the "Relaxation" massage for $40/45 minute. I was lead into a room by the older brunette lady, the room was hardly cleaned up from the last massage. The towel was still on the massage table and looked crumpled. She wisked by me and grabbed the towel and threw it in a hamper/basket behind the door. , I suppose that was an omen of things to come but alas I was naive and didn't say anything.

I was asked if I wanted to take a shower but I declined as I had one before going down there. I stripped down and she proceeded to give me a massage. Before the massage was even a minute long, she was trying to upsell, which I don't mind, it's just the rough way she brings it up, I don't know. I asked how much and she said the tip was $90 for a bbbj with cif. As I paused to consider it, she looked impatiently at me so I said sure.

The massage was hardly soothing or light as she is quite rough in my opinion. She seem to skimp on the hot oil and at best, the massage was less than average. When I flipped over, I asked if she could give my shoulders a bit more of a kneeding and here's where I saw her true colors, she practically snarled at me, I'm not joking, she snarled at me and rolled her eyes like it was an inconvience. That killed my mood right there and there. I tried to be nice about it and said it was ok, don't worry about it, but she didn't say anything except that irritated look was still present and she then kicked up the tempo and gave me one very very rough massage at my shoulder, if my face didn't cringe enough for her to get the hint that it hurt rather than felt good, she just ignored it.

Her bj was ok but seemed rushed and mechanical. No eye contact throughout. Here's the nasty part, On one occasion while she was giving me the blowjob, I politely asked her to slow down a little, she stopped completely, starred at me. By that time, I was sick and tired of her and I looked back at her and asked her what was the problem. Without saying anything, she grunted and walked out the door. WTF?!!

Not knowing what to do, I was shocked as I never ever had this kind of service before. I've been to Anida's so I'm not a newb to massages. I was about to put my clothes back on, then the door opens again and she returns in, without saying a word, goes back to work until the deed was finished. As soon as it was done, again without saying a word, she walked out of the room. This was all done in a matter of 20-25 minutes I got my clothes, walked out of the room. Before I could even get out of the main door, she disappeared behind the black curtain and as I looked back, she was gone. Yes, that's right, she didn't say thank you or see you later. :/

Needless to say, I would NOT recommend this place to anyone. As I write this review, I still can't believe the horror of my experience. I wasn't rude to her once even after her behavior although I had good reason to be but I am certain of one thing, I will never ever go down there again. Worst $120 I ever spent

My lesson is learned, stay away from these fly by night places. Stick to places that have a proven reputation
 
Talk about brutal.....that sounds pretty nasty indeed.I think a survivor TOFTT medal is in order.

Red
 
I think this sounds like the ONLY MP in town that offers up the full-on Wife experience. Get in there while you can guys.

Stud.
 
Ha, ha....studman...good one! Maybe she had heard that the U.S. was NOT going to bail out the automanufacturers and her stocks were dropping....too much on her mind.

I am

Not going there....
 
at least you recieved what u paid 4...cost me $160 for a russian and a "don't cum on my fucking face" from the other one...
 
Fuckin' beautiful!! Well done calgarymeet and tigerwoods - let's hope that ensures zero future business from any other board members and these two skanks go out of business before Christmas
 
They're not getting a penny from me, that's for sure. That's why I don't look at the CL anymore
 
Take a trip to Edmonton my friend. Even the worst place there would treat you better than that!
 
I poon for one reason and one reason only.


To help out other pooners.


http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11997
http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12298
http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10093
 
I just hope my review helps out anyone else who might fall into the same trap as I did. It's bad enough I had to experience it. Just glad if no one else has to.

This would definitely qualify for those TOFTT medals Thanks Red
 
You are too kind, Slim. Such unselfish gestures. How you manage to find the time between reading to the orphans & volunteering at your local church... lol
 
I just dont believe it.....it is Christmas time for fucks sakes....in the spirit of the seaon of giving you should have course complied....and generously gave her a lovely PEARL NECKLACE

Red
 
lol. Red.. you get Humane's TOFTT MEDAL of HORROR..
next time, book her, and let her massage you for 15min, and then just keep farting the whole time....

let it rip and see what she says, then opt for no extra's hahaha
Stop at Taco Time and load up..
 
only ever saw one woman of quality there...she is long gone. thanks for the heads up...i was thinking of breaking from xmas shopping at northhill and swinging by there today. phew...dodged a bullet! thank god for blackberrys!!
 
Not just to help out fellow pooners, but to be that bright spot during the work day...when ever I am feeling a little down I simply look for the latest (sometimes a previous post) of Slims...gotta bring a smile to your face, most times a gut wrenching laugh....

Slim should write an autobiography on "Pooning 101", would make the top 10 best sellers for sure!

Merry Christmas to all!

I am not

Pooning 'till the New Year...
 
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