Chat Jokes please

[snoopdoggie]

I went to the bank, and asked the teller for a cup of money. She said, "What for?".
I said, "I need to buy some sugar."

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Oooo

 

[snoopdoggie]

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

George is a radio announcer. Whenever he walks under a bridge, you can't hear a word he says.

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

A friend of mine has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes, so later I can ask him what he meant.

I installed a sky light in my apartment. The people living above me are furious.

Some people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

I once worked at a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I went shopping at a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I went to a fancy french restaurant called, "Deja Vu". The headwaiter asked me, "Don't I know you?"

I was stopped for speeding going 100 km/hr. The officer asked,"Do you realize the speed limit is 80 km per hour?" I said, "Yes officer. But I wasn't going to be out that long".

I have an answering machine in my car. My recording says, "I'm home now, but leave a message, and I'll get back to you when I'm out".

 

[snoopdoggie]

I saw a bank that had a sign that says, "24 hour banking". But I don't have that much time.

What's another word for thesaurus?

 

[snoopdoggie]

I wanted to take some photos of the horizon, but no matter how far I travelled, I couldn't get a close up view of it.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

 

[cupcrazy]

Inspired by krayjee and whitesnake. krayjee kept on telling people to stay home when all the spas were closed.

Meanwhile, whitesnake had been trolling the negative consequences associate with visting sp and spas duribg this time.

Through their joint partnership. And research, i present to you 2020 dildo.

Call now and you will get 40 dollars off to krayjee's 1+1 spa (minium spending of 100 dollars tips). If you call within the next 10 minutes. Whitesnake will joint force with. 1+1 mpa in giving a breath taking. Happy ending.

 

[BigDare88]

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[krayjee]

Inspired by krayjee and whitesnake. krayjee kept on telling people to stay home when all the spas were closed.

Meanwhile, whitesnake had been trolling the negative consequences associate with visting sp and spas duribg this time.

Through their joint partnership. And research, i present to you 2020 dildo.

Call now and you will get 40 dollars off to krayjee's 1+1 spa (minium spending of 100 dollars tips). If you call within the next 10 minutes. Whitesnake will joint force with. 1+1 mpa in giving a breath taking. Happy ending.

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This is a living proof you don't have a hollow head like snake.

 

[cupcrazy]

 

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[Hornet]

The Whitesnake1987 and Krayjee relationship summed up in one meme (sorry Krayjee)

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[snoopdoggie]

I'm glad there's still a few contributors. For a minute there, I thought I had to give this thread some CPR. Ahh, ha ha ha ha.

 

[Hornet]

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[cupcrazy]

Dildos available

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Dildos available

"At McDonald's, they do it all for you."