How often do you call your favorita?

[Sarah N]

I never said she gave it to me free,im honest,not like those clown at tjcarnales that claim they get it free ,i don't thinka fat old ugly non mexican will get it free at the zona.
i get credit for 1 hour,i pay her the next time i go, she forgets sometimes that i own her money,but since im honest i pay up.

Shes not fuking with me, im fluent in Espanol and no way im i going to get clowned like the gringos who dont know jack of Espanol. its super hard for me to get clowned. Hey im trying to get her to fall for me so musica romantic is the way to go, i will be getting it free.

I know what it takes to get the chicas to fall for me, looks helps alot but u got to be slick

 

[Reba]

You are falling in love with her, she's just fucking with you. I thought she always gave it to you for free? Romantic music over the phone? I should toss my cookies at this but I'm too busy ROFLMFAO!

 

[vobis]

Whats up JUanito!

I pay sprint to, but i hardly text her. Its just pura llamadas. im going to call her tomorrow. Sometimes i let her listen to some of my favorite cansiones,some are romantica musica,cumbias,or romantic banda music.

Poor girl is falling in love with me.

She told me the last time i visited her,that i should come down every week,i said if u are going to give it to me gratis ,i said por que no.
She just laughed.
Sooner or later she will give it to me free.

 

[Raj]

nah, i just thank my mom and dad for passing off their young looking genes.

My favorita says that i don't look more than 30 years old.
She says that my bro who is 35 looks older than me. carnal(bro) looks like 29-30

I take care of myself. I don't drink coke or any type of pepsi,no meats for the last 8 years,no salt or sugars.
Only type of meats chicken,ham
i haven't drank a beer or wine in 14 years not one sip.

Alot of the guys at my work are jealous of me ,alot are my age over the hill ,fat they look old, while im youthfull looking . i look younger than alot of 30 olds lol. at the job


even when i was 27-28 i was still attracting 15-16 olds! they use to aproach me at parties.

 

[colourtheskywithyou]

Sup carnal...

I call my chika about twice a week and we text almost daily. Sometimes just a simple hi/hello, how are you, te kiero, i miss you text.

Sometimes we do go for about 30 mins, give each other advice, daily life issues and stuff.

I have sprint, they chare me 20 cents each text received or sent and also 20 cents per minute.

Y tu que pagas?

 

[Rubym]

CULERO,

You must have some long ass arms to be able to pat yourself on the back as often as you do.

 

[Woody]

But im 38. I feel young,always have. life is great?

 

[Jackie]

I meant non hos like a guy that last a long time, my favorite has feelings for me ,she even told me,so she likes the good trabajo i do on her.

 

[Alex]

Time = Money to a whore. They aren't there for the sex! Culero looks 28 but acts 18.

 

[beeje]

CULERO wrote:

News to me, I always believes most hookers like guys to get off fast, so they can hurry and get the next customer? I wonder why you'll often hear "Fineesh' at AB from a few bad providers?

 

[leo lion]

NO hos like a guy that can last a long time. A hot SG told me that i must have a battery . I am gifted
Favorita said that the guys only last 15-25 minutes at most. She said shes never had a guy like me.

I gave her once multiple 0rgasims ,5 orgasims she said. She didn't work the next day, i took all her energy and she was tired all week.

co workers didn't believe me that i can last up 2 hours on a good night. i told my favorita about it. She said 'tell them to ask me '.

none hos have stalked me before. they can't get over the good sexo

 

[pugpaws2]

Culero,

2 hours equates to sawing a log. learn some skill and you'll be able to get a woman off many times in a shorter amount of time. At 2 hours I'm sure the girl is just thinking maybe if I fake one he'll stop and this pendejo will climb of my raw chaffed hole.

 

[Iko C]

no,bsing, i get the chica tired, i do fuk her non stop for 2 hours. I left a lasting impression on her

 

[Gevera Bert]

dondulce said:I once speculated there are mongers that still believe in santa claus. Now I realize i've been right!!!!!

Damn, I thought santa clus and the tooth fairy were real.Next time put spoiler on the thread dondulce.

 

[bubblesthepowerpuffgirly]

I once speculated there are mongers that still believe in santa claus. Now I realize i've been right!!!!!

 

[Got My MoJo Working]

She told me the exact same thing. Culero, either you are pulling our chain ALA Assyrian Elvis, or you are very young and naive. Either way get a clue.

 

[zombieombie]

Im the only guy that gives her an orgasim
She told me that i leave her tired for a whole week when i get her to have multiple orgasims.

im not dating the chica.

 

[virginia ramirez]

You can do better than dating a hooker. Next you'll get married and tell her it's OK for her to keep working just as long as guys like me don't make her cum too much.

 

[TwinMomof5kids]

DE que platicaban?

 

[Billieann]

Alright Culero Guy let it flow, it seems even you are not immune to having a GF in Zona, , keep it coming. I have stopped calling, use to call/text favorita often, but it was getting too expensive (chica asking to marry) so I bailed out, now I am left with no love........