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[Balsafire]

You have pet names for some of your faves: Magic Woman, Goddess!

How about pet names for their body parts?

Like the left breast & the right breast & the peachka each have their own nicknames

This can’t be only me!

 

[UsefulIdiot]

How about pet names for their body parts?

Like the left breast & the right breast & the peachka each have their own nicknames

This can’t be only me!

That is a new one. What do you say hello too first? “Hello Eastside, hello Westside, I am going southbound to see Little V and Starfish”.

 

[DSL luver]

That is a new one. What do you say hello too first? “Hello Eastside, hello Westside, I am going southbound to see Little V and Starfish”.

Only really positive nicknames work.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Only really positive nicknames work.

I like Starfish.

 

[Ernest]

I was married to a starfish

 

[UsefulIdiot]

I was married to a starfish

I hear you.

 

[Balsafire]

That is a new one. What do you say hello too first? “Hello Eastside, hello Westside, I am going southbound to see Little V and Starfish”.

It’s amazing how effective this is if you have a restrictive girl; tell her to drop the bra, you get a big fat no, but kiss up to her covered breast and ask to kiss SweetBaby1, and out she pops!

Now you can try for SweetBaby2!

Mission accompli.

 

[Deleted member 112409]

What are we at?
#100 Your wife texts you, "hun, your chiropractor Yoyo called and said she had a cancellation for 8:30 for 1 hour"

 

[OG_funguy]

#101 - Your running buddies are MPAs…

Aside: holy fuck did she ever look good in her tights…one of the best bodies in the business…running behind her was so nice

 

[Pay2Play]

#101 - Your running buddies are MPAs…

Aside: holy fuck did she ever look good in her tights…one of the best bodies in the business…running behind her was so nice

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How much attention do you need?

 

[BigTicket5]

#101 - Your running buddies are MPAs…

Aside: holy fuck did she ever look good in her tights…one of the best bodies in the business…running behind her was so nice

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Pathetic behavior...yet you think this something to brag about? This is simping to the extreme level....

 

[BehindZipper]

MPAs can definitely be both FWBs as well as serious girlfriends, with no remuneration whatsoever…at least nothing out of the ordinary from any other normal relationship.

So, if I could get it out of my head what they do at work, still I find it hard to imagine they will be as happy to have sex with me as a girl who doesnt look at erect penises ejaculating all day.

Or feeling them inside her.

Your experience though is unlike that. I find that surprising!

I suppose oby-gyns get over it.

 

[DareDevil]

#101 - Your running buddies are MPAs…

Aside: holy fuck did she ever look good in her tights…one of the best bodies in the business…running behind her was so nice

Thats a good way in getting a good sweat .plus you can get her really wet...

 

[cali99]

#101 - Your running buddies are MPAs…

Aside: holy fuck did she ever look good in her tights…one of the best bodies in the business…running behind her was so nice

many girls look great in tights. Many!
just depends what you do with Dat stuff.

 

[DSL luver]

I am going to trust og has the right numbering!

102. Going camping, you Google nearest AMP, find something not too far away, then tell your buddies your are going for a long hike!

 

[OG_funguy]

You turn off Bluetooth on your phone before getting in the car with others because you don’t want to get an unexpected call and have the MPA’s name flashing on the screen…

 

[kittyhound69]

many girls look great in tights. Many!
just depends what you do with Dat stuff.

Many look bad when they take them off

 

[lasslicker]

Think where my mind went when I saw this:

 

[Flatulent Fox]

103. You almost accidentally drive to a spa when you're supposed to be driving to a place nearby, especially if you're with other people.

(This happened to me recently, I was going to the Science Centre and I came close to turning toward Pure spa)

 

[Balsafire]

103. You almost accidentally drive to a spa when you're supposed to be driving to a place nearby, especially if you're with other people.

(This happened to me recently, I was going to the Science Centre and I came close to turning toward Pure spa)

Lol!

I had similar experience, so I do not think it merits its own number. Going out for lunch with friends, it turns out we are eating next to Waterfall.

Always been curious about this place but I thought it was farther away! One girl in particular Im curious if she works there.

I am trying to scheme away to go for a long washroom break & pay a quick visit to see if she is there. Especially since I figured out its not too far.