Esmeralda 847, piso 12 H, at Paraguay (Brisa Masajes)

[g m]

The silver lining to my sad story of sexual frustration was that I yesterday after I wrote about my massage disappointment, I went to Larrea 1072 and fucked poor unsuspecting Jessica like she owed me money.

This girl is lovely, fantastic and very soft and sweet. I realized while sucking on her big, perfectly soft yet gravity defying-titties that she is lactating. My first (well, since I was a baby I guess)

I love this city, so many opportunities yet so little time.

 

[ladies man501]

I stopped in because I was wanting a massage. It was fairly early in the day so there wasn't very much selection. I picked a not particularly attractive fire-plug with a nice rack named Rocio. It turns out the girl has extremely strong hands and can go very, very deep. Her technique doesn't indicate much training, but she could probably choke a camel with one hand. She also really got into the sex and was visibly sad when sperm management dictated that I not go a second time.

Belleza: 5 - Plain. Add one if you like a large natural rack.

Sexo: 8.5 - She definitely wanted to be fucking me and it was way fun.

Onda: 7 - She was nice enough, but you'd never call her charming.

Privado: 8.5 - Very nice place.

Masaje: 7.5 - add a point if you really like it deep.

* * * * * * *

Total: 7.3 - Very Good. If she were hot I'd be hooked.

 

[Life Is Good :O)]

Yes, and unlike former days, no sexo is incluido. Nevertheless, I went with a nice young Paraguayan named Julietta or Juliana after being shown 3 good-looking women. Massage ok but way short of 1 hr. Advertised. Then she proceeded to give me a covered BJ with an animal intensity that left me feeling happy I came.

This place was pretty good, but for a longer, more thorough massage and BBBJ that won´t quit, I would spend a little more at 624 M. de Alvear.

 

[moomoo]

I'm sure that if my Language skills were better I could have got a better deal. But I didn't try.

Massage 130P.

HJ +100P.

BBBJ +150P.

FS +200P.

Wolfram

 

[evanescence 667]

A Paraguayan with a Brazilan Name. Of course that is not her real name.

One hour 70p very good massage with HJ finish. I would of paid more but she said BJ with condum for 50p. I said no condum, she said no, only with condum.

Only three Chicas available. Closed Sunday. 4314-0749, 4515-0213.

www.brisamasaje.com.ar

 

[~*Tisha*~]

Maybe she fucked like your sister? Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

 

[mikedemolay]

Sorry to hear about that Maxjones.

As in most anything in life YMMV and so it gos with hand jobs and Chica's giving them. I've tried Isabel myself once when Abril was out sick and she's not worth a Shit.

Theres only one Chica left at Brisa, (Esmeralda 847) since Candela has left and thats Abril, (April in English)

She really has a way of getting "You Off". While Your on your stomach she'll finally start on your upper legs reaching down and graze her hand on your balls and finally your cock itself.

It get so sensuous I'll always end up arching my back to give her more room to reach down and start working on my, by now very hard Cock.

Next she'll ask me to roll over and really get to work.

She'll start giving deep french kiss's, all the while slowly "Jerking " me off. And at the same time I'll start "finger fucking" her.

Several time's durning thease sessions its gotten so intense Ive ask her to stop and just simply Fuck her. Which I might add, she seamed to very much enjoy. She has away of contracting her pussy muscles around your cock on the "out stroke" that's simple delightful.

But normaly I'm just a hand job customer.

Abril holds the record of having Exon ejcaulate 3 feet in the air apon "Finish". She also hold the record of 2 "orgasmo's" in a one hour massage.

Next time phone in first and see if Abril is working, you won't reget it.

Exon

 

[KRISTIE]

Exon,

You said $80ar for the standard hour? Ive been paying $60ar? Did you mean $60? But my propina brought the total up quite a bit. But another time I spent 2 hrs for $220, completo (2hrs*60+100 propina)

Jj

 

[A. E. Moreira]

Prices here have jumped. Last autumn I was paying 70p, a few weeks ago 80p and now they are up to 100p. It's annoying, but not out of line with what other places charge and it's cleaner and nicer than most.

 

[lovelystephanie]

This girl is silly. She's silly and chatty and goofy. If you can speak Spanish, she's a funny girl to get a massage from. She's a kind of plumpish Bolivian girl who doesn't give the world's best massage but the girl really like to have fun if you ask her to join you on the table for a bit of a romp. Really good time.

Massage: 4. Sex: 9. Onda: 9.

 

[LANE (D)]

I was in this weekend, got the four-hands special for 90 minutes for 180 pesos. I specifically asked for a regular massage, without the relax at the end. The girls were rather disappointed, as they were wanting to do the hand release in exchange for an unspecified additional propina. Frankly, the massage was only so-so, but tolerable. I miss Candela.

 

[Kerrie B]

I met lorena several weeks ago. She is a great girl, excellent massage, hot looks and energetic. The price per hour went up about three weeks ago. 100 to 120p for the house. I still give the girls 100p for full service.

 

[skoolgirlqt03]

Massage quality: 7

Service: 9

70/ hr.

Complete: +60 tip

 

[M. G.]

I just left that place frustrated as hell. WTF?

This morning I was my usual horny self. But I wasn't really in the mood for the private apartment route, I didn't want to sit in a massageplanete or wait until night to go to a boliche, and I was ready for a change from my regular providers. And I was feeling a little lazy. So I decided to try something new and go get jacked off by someone who is really good at it, other than myself. I read all of the posts in the "Massage Parlors and Spas" section, and settled on Brisas Massage after reading Exon's gushing praise of the place (pun is most definitely intended) How could I not? Once I decided that I needed some rub 'n' tug action and I read Exon's:

"This time I went first class and had the $100 peso special for an hour an a half.

Which included a great massage and Sexo. This included "Candera" or what ever her name is stripping down totaly nude and Massageing me for an hour and by this time were both greasy as Hell from the "Creama".

Rather that Fuck Her which was offered, I chose a wonderful "Titty Fuck" for the finish and ended up shooting a big load all over her at the "Finish". Next the Sunna & we both sit in their reading drity mags sweating. Then a shower together. Well worth a $100 pesos."

So I just about ran over there, a hundred peso note wadded up in my sweaty hand. I chose a little dark skinned chica from Misiones with a hot body and a mischievous smile, "Isabella" or something. I told the recepcionista that I wanted the full meal deal, which she said was $110 for 90 minutes. Not the $100 that I'd read about. Little head said go for it.

I took a quick shower so that I'd be fresh as a daisy for whatever followed. I got on the table and she starts in with a pretty weak massage on my legs.

30 minutes later she's still fully clothed and I'm losing patience with my approach of letting her set the pace. At this point there had been nothing remotely sexual about the massage, no flesh on flesh, no glimpse of tits, ass or even fucking bra and panties. Nothing had transpired that would make me blush if my Grandmother happened to walk in, other than the fact that one of us was ass naked (me)

I ask her politely but firmly if she would please take her clothes off. She said that that would require more plata. Now I didn't want to fuck her, or have my dick sucked by her. I just wanted a handjob.

So. I am 110 pesos in the hole already, and that is a lot of money, especially considering that this is ostensibly for a manual release only and she wants more money take her bra off and maybe let a tit graze my face? There was no kissing, no anything, and I sure as hell didn't get a full meal deal.

Upsells are like kryptonite to my penis. And I have a strict policy of not letting anyone touch my dick unless the appear genuinely interested in doing so, or they are wearing a stethoscope and ask nicely first. So I said fuck it, just keep working on back, because my dick most definitely doesn't like you anymore (ok I only thought that last part)

Afterwords I spoke to the receptionist and she just backed the chica up and said that $110 was just for a massage with a release, everything else was up to the girl. They actually both seemed slightly amused at the situation.

As always YMMV here just as it will in all situations. But in my experience this place is a rip-off joint and should be avoided at all costs.

I will not be going back and I would encourage others to avoid this place as well.

My $.02

BTW my first introduction to the Buenos Aires mongering world was a first class tour with Exon to the Triangle and massageplanetes and some very useful information on mongering here which I more or less tried to follow. I know that he knows a lot more about mongering and BsAs than I do. My point is that if you don't know exactly what you are doing in BsAs you can get screwed with quite a bit in this hobby.

So this is a heads up for the non-experts out there.

 

[Alex (the chick version)]

You paid about US$7 more than two years ago (looking at AR$150 vs. AR$220). That is inflation of about 6. 5% per annum (you're making money vs. The official or un official inflation rate). What I find more interesting is that the mark up from HJ to sexo is only US$5. 05.

 

[Meech]

Brisa Masajes ---Aka --- Esmeralda 847 piso 12 H.

My faviorte being a connoisseur of fine "Hand Job's"

I've neen paying $80 peso's for one hour standard service which includes manual Hand finish. Full service is $50 peso's more. I know this as fact because I was having Abril, (April) working on me one day and I got so turned on I just had to Fuck her, So I Did. After I asked how much more for the extra, $50 peso's she replied.

Jjgoinslow, you over paid by $ 50 peso's thats why she was so happy with you. As for their cut, I'm assumeing the girls get 50% of the initial fee be it a half or full hour, thats pretty standard, any extras such as BBBJ, DATY, Full Service and the like are all hers to keep.

Exon

 

[Luveena]

Went by around 8 PM tonight and would agree with previous reports about the rooms. Paid P60 for 30 minutes since I was in a hurry, and was shown four average chicas. The price structure of P70 for th hour is obviously geared to encouraging you to stay for sixty minutes. The one I picked gave a so so massage - nothing compared to Martina earlier today. P50 for CBJ that was just OK. I do not have enough experience in BA to be critical, but for $35 in total, I am not complaining although I would not hurry back. Too many other places to visit.

Shane

 

[Larissa]

I've been with her and her massage really is much better than average. I also had a really wild ride with her on top of the table, but afterwards I just felt a little odd and I can't really place my finger on why. This is going to sound really strange, but after we were done I had the strangest sensation that I had just fucked my sister and we don't even look alike. I've gone through a couple hundred porteٌas and a couple hundred more Russian / Easter Europe girs and I've never had that sensation before. I've not been back to Brisa since for fear of running into her. Anyway, here's my take on the numbers.

Privado 7.5 Face 6.5, Body 6.5, Service 8.0, Avg 7.125 (Good)

(+1 of you're a tit man, -1 one if flab bothers your)

 

[Channy]

If I recall correctly the 60 covers the strip and all of the touching you care to do (with you hands!).

Bob

 

[Moose]

Unfortunely Candela is not there anymore and yes she is very good.

My best experience with her was once she got me to just the point of release then polished me off with a TITTY Fuck, in which I shot a big load all over her chest.

Matter of fact if she was there I'd be there now, I'm in search of a Hand Job this morning.

Exon