Spa AD CARROTS 🥕 COCK IS NOT A LEGEND

[Social-Misfit]

I am going to have to try that! I guess we’ll need to bring the DVD to Linda’s place since she never heard of them.

, now wouldn't that be a bj to remember

 

[snoopdoggie]

, now wouldn't that be a bj to remember

It's a dirty deed. But is it done dirt cheap?
I don't know. It could be a fair price.

 

[Enterthedragon47]

, now wouldn't that be a bj to remember

I’d start getting a hard-on whenever I heard the song after that.

 

[Linda lovely]

I’d start getting a hard-on whenever I heard the song after that.

Haha

 

[snoopdoggie]

I’d start getting a hard-on whenever I heard the song after that.

If she does "Carrot Cock", it would be a song with a slower beat. She might choke up to the "Dirty Deeds" song with that wide cock.

 

[Enterthedragon47]

If she does "Carrot Cock", it would be a song with a slower beat. She might choke up to the "Dirty Deeds" song with that wide cock.

I can just see the girl fussing over the music before a blowjob! “No way I can do that fast beat with your cock! Pick something slower!!”

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii health spa, 3110 kingston rd. Scarborough, m1m 1p2, Tel: 4162618088
Tel: 4162618088
Host: Lisa & linda

Happy Saturday!
Today has a new girl Lisa works here, she replace Cindy's Saturday schedule.
Lisa is an experienced masseuse, good looking, very friendly ...
she does: Nude , body slid, hj ... professional massage
Linda will be a 4 hands backup.
Wellcome to our spa to get a professional massage , your happiness and healthiness are our priority goals, and thank you very much for caring and supporting our businesses.
Tel: 416-261-8088

 

[snoopdoggie]

I found this picture online. Good carrot cock.

 

[Social-Misfit]

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I found this picture online. Good carrot cock.

Warts and all

 

[Enterthedragon47]

Ironically, this thread is proving that carrot cock actually IS a legend! Ha!

 

[Linda lovely]

Happy Tuesday!
The pretty service queen-Eva works here today and tomorrow.

Hawaii health spa
#7, 3110 kingston rd. Scarborough
m1m 1p2
: 4162618088

Yes, Eva really surprised me today! One elderly customer came see Eva, I told him that he is too old to cum, but he always come to me get a bj, even no cum, he still feel satisfied, I introduced Eva to him last Thursday, he came here early in the morning waiting for Eva to be the first customer.
Eva never failed her bj since she work here, I told Eva "this customer is too old to cum, do you still want to have a try? if you do it and fail , it will ruin your 100% successful bj history, do you still want to have a try?"
Yes, Eva made it! And Eva did another customer bj successfully today too! The Philippine girl couldn't make these two customers cum ever, Eva really surprised me!
Yes, Eva's non-stop-thythmical bj is really unbelievable !
Thank you very much for caring our business and your happiness and healthiness are our priority goal too.
Please call at:
4162618088

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii health spa
3110 kingston rd.
Scarborough ON, m1m 1p2
: 416-261-8088
Host: Eva & linda

Carrot cock is really not a legend

Eva is new to massage field, we talked about cocks , I told her that I have one customer named Alen, he has a big cock like carrot , I even can't circle it with my two hands put together " and I told her that I haven't see him for a while .
Eva said:" oh !? could be that big?!"
I said:" yes, but it is on the bottom , not all the way that big"
Eva said" oh!? "
It seemed that she has no idea about how big that cock could be.
we ended this conversation quickly.
Alen came in one day, I told Eva :"it is him, the carrot cock one."
After Eva finished his 30 minutes massage, She told me :" carrot cock is not a tale actualy "
She added:"and it is so difficult to make it cum"
I said "like the way pulling out big carrots, hahaha "
When Alen came in the third time, Eva was busy with other customer ,Alan wanted Eva, he told me that he had lower back pain, wanted me massage first, Eva does services after, I said :"ok"
while I was massaging Alan, one call in, it is my regular, he told me that he is coming in 10 minutes , I told Eva that after i finished massage , she do the services part .
While I was waiting for the 10 minutes customer coming (actually he came way late then 10 minutes), another handsome guy came in, he asked Eva too, but Eva was busy with the carrot one, I told him to wait for Eva about 15 minutes.
He use to do 4 hands with me and Eva, so I gave him a bj while he was waiting for Eva , he told me:"hey linda , don't make me cum yet, I want Eva, I said " yes, we waiting for Eva, as soon as Eva in , you explose " while I was blowing joking playing with this cock , Eva was still pulling carrot in the other room, I know it is a hard job to pull out that carrot cock, I felt pity on her .
At the same time, this one told me: linda blow me faster , I am cuming "
I said :"you don't wait for Eva?
He said:" no no I don't have much time, I am cuming "

As soon as he dressed up left, my apointment guy came in, Eva was still pulling carrot in the other room, I felt pity on her more .
Later Eva told me : "he is so much difficult to cum, oh I feel that I was pulling carrot out exhausting and with little tips"
While Eva telling me that, i told Eva that i already did two customers and got good tips.
I song a child song :" Pull the pull the , oh oh oh, I can't pull it out, little cat, come quickly, help me pull the "
Eva said:" linda, you are bad, you don't help me pulling carrot, hahahaha "
.......
My dears, this carrot cock story in my mind for a while, I write it down today, hope we girls make you guys laughing and happy , your happiness and healthiness are our first goals, we are here wishing you a very happy day.
We are open 7 days a week.

:4162618088
Eva works here today, her stable schedule is every Tuesday Thursday and Friday.
Thank you !

 

[snoopdoggie]

Ironically, this thread is proving that carrot cock actually IS a legend! Ha!

You could be right. Remember when Urusula was talking about women's preference of smaller cocks? Not too small, I hope.

 

[Linda lovely]

Hawaii Health Spa
416-261-8088
3110 Kingston Road Unit #7
In the NE corner of the plaza next to Cliffcrest Thai Boxing Club

Saw new girl Lili yesterday. Good looking Asian milf. When she smiles her face looks really pretty. When she doesn’t smile she looks sad or upset. Told Lili to keep smiling as she has a beautiful face. Nice slim body on Lili too. Big tits with nice meaty nipples, clean shaven pussy and a great ass. Probably the best looking girl and body at Linda’s spa.

Stayed for half hour at $40 door fee with Lili. Had to wait for 3 clients to finish, Lili is popular it seems. She had on a black dress. Nice woman, good English. Massage is ok very average nothing like Linda’s strong massage. I would recommend Linda to give Lili some training in massage. Good teasing and reach around by Lili. Massage only lasted about 10 minutes before I was told to turn over.

Agreed on $60 tip in which Lili got naked except left her red thong on. Very nice slim body, great tits and nipples. Firm ass as well. Lili is ok with BBBJ but her technique is average at best. Coco and Linda still provide better BBBJ. But Lili tried her best, her BLS was very good and sloppy. She went back and forth from hand job to blow job. As she leaned over and sucked my cock I was able to play with her tits and nipples. I removed her panties down to her thighs and she allowed rubbing of her pussy and light frontal digits. She is clean shave and her pussy felt warm and wet. Asked if she was ok with back door anal digits and Lili said yes ok. So I gently fingered her asshole with my right middle finger as she moaned and sucked my cock. With a finger in her asshole and my dick in her mouth it wasn’t long before I busted in Lili’s mouth. She pulled my cock out of her mouth and drooled the cum down on my cock as she continued to jerk me off. Finally removed my finger out of her asshole and got cleaned up.

Lili is pretty looking Asian milf. Nice body, I imagine she would be a very good fuck. She needs to smile more and it warms up her face and she looks prettier. Big difference when she doesn’t smile. She also needs a little training on her massage and BBBJ skills. Not a bad new option at Linda’s Spa.

$40 door fee plus $60 tip for half hour massage, nude reverse, light frontal digits, anal digits, BBBJ, CIM.

Thanks for recommending Lili to us Linda.
This is a review from pickle lime.

The pretty girl Lily works here today, big boo boos and open minded services, Linda will be a 4 hands massage back up.
your healthness and happiness are our priority goals, thank you very much for your caring and supporting .
Tel: 416-261-8088

 

[Enterthedragon47]

You could be right. Remember when Urusula was talking about women's preference of smaller cocks? Not too small, I hope.

That’s what guys with small cocks like to say. Like Ursus.

 

[AverageJoe2022]

Warts and all

Which is exactly what you were looking for - you brainless dimwit! Of all the places where you could comment, you came here. Get your head checked, you fool.

 

[snoopdoggie]

That’s what guys with small cocks like to say. Like Ursus.

 

[Social-Misfit]

Which is exactly what you were looking for - you brainless dimwit! Of all the places where you could comment, you came here. Get your head checked, you fool.

Why, my heads fine gay boy, if anyone needs to be checked, it's you, the amount of anal sex u partake in poofter, aids is yer friend u stain on humanity

 

[snoopdoggie]

Which is exactly what you were looking for - you brainless dimwit! Of all the places where you could comment, you came here. Get your head checked, you fool.

What's your problem? He was commenting on the funny picture of the carrot that I posted.
Are you the guy with the funny carrot cock?

 

[AverageJoe2022]

Interesting thing is: he always notices something very disgusting in every issue - he talks about underage girls, how he likes to make girls uncomfortable & squirm, how he notices warts on a carrot... the guy has an imagination that is problematic to say the least (as if he shares a common mindset with rapists). I would not be in the same club as him if I were you.

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Politics and visuals, simple as that. They don't give a fuck about you characters, unless yer fucking an underage

(again what a pathetic comment)

Just take a good look at his spam and how much bullshit he spews in every thread he frequents. It's ridiculous. The guy has a dirty mind.