Blue Lagoon - Positive Review

[Bella&BO]

I just wanted to add my "2 cents" here and give a positive review for Blue Lagoon.

I felt like trying some place different today... and for some reason Blue Lagoon came up in my head... maybe because they offer hot tub massages.

I checked this board for reviews and found some VERY negative reviews... but curiousity got the best of me... and I decided to check it out.

Let me tell you... I had an experience which was very different from those negative reviews. Firstly... the establishment itself is very nice... and it is quite large. I was surprised by the number of rooms that were there... and accordingly the number of girls! The room I was in looked nice as well... with a cozy hot tub in it in addition to the regular shower.

The massage session itself was very nice... the attendant and I got along very well... had very good conversation... she gave me a nice, firm massage and it ended nicely as well.

Overall I must say that although this wasn't the "best experience of my life"... it was still very nice... and was very different from what the people who posted negative reviews stated.

I think instead of condemming this massage parlour... it would be better to apply the label "Your Mileage May Vary". At the worst I think you'll have a "just ok" experience.

Oh... and another thing I'd like to clear up. I heard people talking about not being able to choose their attendant. This was not the case for me. As I walked in I asked the lady at the desk to show me who was available... and she called out all of the available attendants. So just simply ask to see the girls if they aren't presented to you.

 

[ZsaZsa Galore]

Could you tell us who was your attendant and what kind of fee structure that they charge you?

 

[Soggy Waffles]

The fee structure is on their website... it is as follows:

Before Midnight...

Topless - $60
Nude - $70
Nude Reverse - $80
45 Minute Nude Reverse - $90
60 Minute Hot Tub Session - $140
2 Ladies - $140

The prices go up by $10 after midnight... with the exception of the Hot Tub which becomes $160.

I think the key to enjoying yourself is... MAKE SURE you ask to see the girls... so atleast you can choose one you like.

 

[njss]

Several years ago I'd had great hot tub sessions there on a couple of occasions. However, the next time I was there I ended up with a girl who insisted on sitting on the edge of the tub rather than getting in herself, thus rendering the whole point of the session redundant. The result was that I left there highly unsatisfied and I never returned. Blue Lagoon should notify the customer of any girl who does not willingly participate in a hot tub session before letting that sort of thing happen.

 

[Instamatikk]

Can someone please post the web address?

I did a Yahoo search and could not find it.

thanks

 

[Adrienne]

I found it

http://www.bluelagoonmassage.com

 

[Pompal 09.]

JackCrack,

Any reason why you're keeping the MPA a secret?

Your knowledge of their price structure and exceptions is impeccable and uncanny. Thanks for providing such detailed and concise information.

Now, my opinion is that this place SUCKs big time but anyone who's been around the block already knows this.

 

[Blarp]

the biggest reason for the unpredictable service is that there is no posted schedule. even if you lucked into a good session, you'd have a hard time repeating.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You must really be an idiot... I simply posted what's listed on their website! Maybe people like you have bad experiences because the girls can't stand assholes like you.

 

[Madz]

Actually I was nervous about that as well... that's why I called in and asked which girls would be there.

 

[Jeff T]

Lightn up JackCrack. There's no need for name calling. For fuck's sake dydx was just implying that you were a Blue Lagoon shill. This is common treatment for those massageplanet.net members with less than 50 posts. Is it right? No. But name-calling will just raise the ire of the rest of us cranky old massageplanet.net members.

P.S. Ya still haven't named the MPA in your positve review (it could help).

P.P.S. All MPAs luv me, or at least show good customer service and pretend to luv me. All except the one that I had a Blue Lagoon oh so long ago.

 

[Tofu Fool]

Sorry Squatting Tiger... I just got annoyed...

I see this often on this board where people are having a discussion... and somebody comes in and posts an attitude ladden message shifting the focus of the discussion.

Just outta curiousity... did you choose the girl you were with at Blue Lagoon? I have a feeling that has a lot to do with why some people were reporting negative experiences. For example when I saw the girls... I saw some that I knew I wouldn't enjoy... but I picked one that I could obviously tell was "my type". That's probably why I enjoyed myself.

 

[Coolyash]

The fact that my mild sarcasm provoked such an angry response gives even less credence to your "review" of this MP. Name calling is completely unwarranted.

 

[BMWbuyerGoGo]

JackCrack:

I would assume that we are still interested in knowing the name of the MPA who has provided you with such a positive experience.

Also, I an enclosing a link for our fellow massageplanet.netites regarding another review of this place:

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=58763

 

[rurouni]

I have been to Blue Lagoon about 4 times, and my money is obviously better spent at other MP's. However, I did have a good session with a girl named Brittany. She's young, busty and blonde, and gave a decent massage and nice release.

The problem with this place is the customer service, the rooms, and some of the attitudes of the women that work there. Overall, it isn't bad I suppose, but with so much competition in the area, this place would score very low on quality compared to places like HFH, IT, Allure and Platinum.

 

[GaWgEsS xx]

Okay... let me go over this again. I went to Blue Lagoon... and had a session with a girl I was found highly attractive (she was my type). I saw a lot of negative feedback here about Blue Lagoon... and though I'd post a positive experience just to show that there are some people that enjoy it.

If you do not believe me... that is your business... if you want to slam Blue Lagoon... go for it. But that doesn't change the fact that I had a good time... and wanted people to know that the place isn't the "hell hole" that some guys seem to want to give the impression that it is.

 

[Kitty.]

I've only been to Blue Laoon once but I never made it passed reception. There was only a 'big' MPA available to which I told the receptionist maybe next time. The 'big' MPA yells out "What, I'm I too much woman for you". I thought that was funny so I smirked and then proceeded to leave. While I was opening the door I heard a loud "FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID ......... "! I have never been back and don't think I ever will want to go back.

Tito "Pie eating Latino" Santana

 

[Jeremiah]

How long ago was that?

 

[Major Gmed]

About 3-4 years ago ..... it was around the time I started this hobby. Back in the days when Utopia was #1 and there was no HFH and SRM. I avoided Blue Lagoon before I even knew massageplanet.net existed!!! Anyway it dosen't matter now since I 'retired' ..... everytime I pass the place I always remember that 'big' MPA.

Tito "Taco Inspector" Santana

 

[formerly_bob]

Things can change in 4 years...