Announcement Please! A little respect!

[Rubmegood]

Had a massage recently (place and provider not pertinent, but a girl I've seen before and gotten to know) where I encouraged the girl to play with my ass more. "Are you clean?" she asked. I was a little insulted as I always shower thoroughly either before I go for a massage or in the shower they provide before a massage. I assured her that I was and she complained about having encountered "slobs", as she called them, who had crusty, shitty asses and how disgusting they were!

Unbelievable! I trust it was nobody on here!

 

[Guy2013]

That's unfortunate, and I suspect lack of personal hygeine it is one of the reasons many providers are leery of providing extra service

 

[Cabinmon]

I’m always freshly showered and fresh as a daisy

 

[Bob the Knob]

Absolute must to clean your ass squeaky clean. Even for a good tease. A crusty ass can be the end to a good sensual massage

 

[welldunn66]

this is why I never booked a massage at last minute or walk INS so I can freshly shower and prepared for the awesome experience. No after work massage for me. Some places I frequently go to have shower facilities but usually only use it after massage. So yes, squeaky clean ass and front and brought baby wipes with me too in case I pissed and farted on my way there. It really opens up the doors.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I’m always freshly showered and fresh as a daisy

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Absolute must to clean your ass squeaky clean. Even for a good tease. A crusty ass can be the end to a good sensual massage

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Had a massage recently (place and provider not pertinent, but a girl I've seen before and gotten to know) where I encouraged the girl to play with my ass more. "Are you clean?" she asked. I was a little insulted as I always shower thoroughly either before I go for a massage or in the shower they provide before a massage. I assured her that I was and she complained about having encountered "slobs", as she called them, who had crusty, shitty asses and how disgusting they were!

Unbelievable! I trust it was nobody on here!

 

[Deleted member 79939]

That's unfortunate, and I suspect lack of personal hygeine it is one of the reasons many providers are leery of providing extra service

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Ya, I’m a firm believer in the squeaky clean, in and out. Freshly showered, fully shaven, (the junk, and under) and empty!!
You know, in case a finger or two should accidentally fall in my ass! …..by accident of course. (Oil is slippery you know)

 

[m694ever]

And that’s exactly the reason micro women insist on showering with you. That as well as inspect the goods for any sign of nasty warts, sores, and disgusting things men carry around.

 

[Cabinmon]

Back in my CAF days I had a friend called ‘ Whistler Lucy’ Australian beauty come to Edmonton for a week. She was quite the sensation at the time. She stayed at Edmonton House and had every client hop in the shower. She told me that sometimes she had to send them back to the shower and she took control cause some guys ( especially young) just don’t get it

 

[Rubmegood]

So- along this thread but switching to a general question- Would it be a good practice to hit the available (in house- not at home) shower before EVERY massage as a reassurance to the SP that you are, in fact, clean? Or do you just go freshly showered and let her find out how clean you are?

 

[Deleted member 72001]

So- along this thread but switching to a general question- Would it be a good practice to hit the available (in house- not at home) shower before EVERY massage as a reassurance to the SP that you are, in fact, clean? Or do you just go freshly showered and let her find out how clean you are?

I always (98%) shower before I go. I have used the on site shower on the very rare occasion If it’s been more than an hour between shower and massage.
I wouldn’t touch me without being clean, and I wouldn’t expect the girls to either.

Early last year, there was one girl who asked if I wanted a shower and I mentioned (with great pride I may add) that I had just showered.
Her: “you go shower anyway”
Me: “Sounds good”
Didn’t argue, just went. If it made her feel more comfortable with me, I’ll double shower no problem.
it ended very well!
I always shower before so I know that my 60 min is all massage and that the shower time is not counteded against my allotted time. (If they were planning on using that as an excuse for a shortened session)

 

[Guy2013]

If theres a shower I use it as I always thinks things just might progress further if the lady know all the parts are sparkling clean. Still always shower prior to going though

 

[Bullet]

If possible I like to have a joint shower at the start,
This way She knows I am clean , and I know she is clean .

 

[GuyIncognito]

First time I had FS with miss V in Calgary, I showered before the session and on the flip when it was agreed for FS she went for a shower. Her place in Calgary took forever for the warm water to show up!!!

 

[m694ever]

If possible I like to have a joint shower at the start,
This way She knows I am clean , and I know she is clean .

That’s the way it goes at micros and most of the Asian MPs. The fun starts inthe shower. Once and a while it finishes in the shower as well.

 

[addicted]

Masseuse are NOT the the only one encountering nasty asses lol
I used to be a regular at this place in Montreal and i made friend with a blonde spanish therapist. Very hot and nice body. So i often offer her a massage on my own dimes and she allows me. One time when i was massaging her ass, it did not smell but there was a residue of tp stuck there in the crack lol
And an other time, she litteraly just got of the shitters i think because she smelled very bad lol

 

[turts]

Yes the respect must go both ways…
I first moved to Edmonton in 2000 from Vancouver. The first massage parlour I went to was Fantasy massage. (remember that place??). There was a blonde hottie there. First time i though she farted in the session. Second time same smell and noticed crusties. Ewww. I remember thinking Edmonton is just a hick town having come from the big city…and that was the standard of clean here. 3 strikes yerrrr out and I finally moved onto other lovely girls at other parlours…