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[musashimoto]

They don't. They collect upfront. Tips are handled privately.

I'm confused. I thought spas usually take all of the room fee and you keep the tips?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I'll PM you re: the app (s).

Thank you.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I'm confused. I thought spas usually take all of the room fee and you keep the tips?

Every spa is different. Some spas only collect the door fee upfront, some spas collect the whole session fee upfront.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

First off, welcome to the forum and thank you for answering our questions.

What do your customers like about you both physically and performance wise?

I had a summer job driving a taxi a few decades ago. Being exposed to so many people I developed some strong instincts - without even looking at a customer I could tell from the way they got into the cab, sat down and closed the door if the customer was going to be trouble, if they wanted to talk and how much tip I was going to get. It almost seemed psychic, but I was unconsciously picking up on body language clues. Can you relate to this?

Do you keep a journal of your MPA experiences and if so is there a possibility that you will use it to write a book some day?

 

[Back in Toronto]

They don't. They collect upfront. Tips are handled privately.

Apparently CBQ management (likely others) take some of the tips.

 

[Back in Toronto]

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Thank you.

Done, and my pleasure.

I don't want certain people to know where I keep my money.

 

[musashimoto]

is there a client review forum or an internal database that profiles client behaviour? good ones, bad ones, how they will behave, if they tip well etc?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

First off, welcome to the forum and thank you for answering our questions.

What do your customers like about you both physically and performance wise?

I had a summer job driving a taxi a few decades ago. Being exposed to so many people I developed some strong instincts - without even looking at a customer I could tell from the way they got into the cab, sat down and closed the door if the customer was going to be trouble, if they wanted to talk and how much tip I was going to get. It almost seemed psychic, but I was unconsciously picking up on body language clues. Can you relate to this?

Do you keep a journal of your MPA experiences and if so is there a possibility that you will use it to write a book some day?

Thank you. I like your handle.

I couldn't say - that's up to them to decide.

Absolutely! It becomes a necessity. Girls who have issues in the rooms are often lacking this.

I don't. I have considered it, but I'm not drawn to it.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

is there a client review forum or an internal database that profiles client behaviour? good ones, bad ones, how they will behave, if they tip well etc?

My spa has a computer file with descriptions of clients that are known for being aggressive, trying to record, etc. My spa will ban people - both clients and girls.

Most of the managers where I work have been a girl. We talk amongst ourselves about some of those things, some times.

 

[Happyman]

What you enjoy most from your clients, kisses, licking your whole body...chatting in humorous way?? Is that any part of your body that you don't want your client to kiss? How far you would go in kissing your client's body?

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Thank you. I like your handle.

I couldn't say - that's up to them to decide.

Absolutely! It becomes a necessity. Girls who have issues in the rooms are often lacking this.

I don't. I have considered it, but I'm not drawn to it.

Thank you. I will try again, what do you find most attractive about yourself physically?

Some people like to please, and some like to be pleased. I am 50/50. How about you?

 

[Cornjuggler]

How often does the law show up and you have to get dressed really quick? And he pulls put too fast and you shit on the table? That's the worst. And what happens when cops show up?

 

[BountyGuy]

I'm not sure. The idea of being alone in a stranger's home for sexual services makes me nervous. I think I would feel better with a hotel situation. It is something I have considered.

I'm fairly low mileage compared to what most men are looking for. No bareback, no violence. I think most men on these forums would find me to be very boring and unsatisfying. I know I'm not up to offering the wildest, nastiest session you've ever had 9 times out of 10. For me, it's more about a connection. If anyone has ever seen videos of the little redhead escort at that brothel in Vegas - I have a similar mentality.

I did not receive training as to the specifics of how to give a hand job - though I did receive some general training, see above. That being said, everyone is different. Some clients love being jackhammered, some like just the tip, some like just the shaft, etc etc etc

Low mileage in what sence. Are you ok with cim , cof, cob? I had one mpa once that loved seeing that I had large amount of cum (a few days of saved), do you like that as well?

 

[felixami]

I've always had success with it. I really like the channel Observe on YouTube!

Everything around BG has been pre-determined. All the interpretations and predictions are out there.

Bender-Gestalt has been around and is well 'tested'. I'm all about vocational testing.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

What you enjoy most from your clients, kisses, licking your whole body...chatting in humorous way?? Is that any part of your body that you don't want your client to kiss? How far you would go in kissing your client's body?

It depends on my mood and our chemistry. However, them giving me a proper massage for a little bit is always good. I like being touched slowly and gently at first, with more pressure being added, with lots of oil. Talking - it depends on the person. I don't allow any contact of fluids in the first few sessions - I need to make sure you're trustworthy and clean. After I feel comfortable, I'm more open to experimentation. Generosity and coming on a regular basis makes a big difference.

If they are clean and relatively hairless, I'm more open to this.

Edit: I really love kissing- but it's rare that I meet someone I would actually enjoy it with. When I do, it's amazing.

Edit2: One of my other favorites is being touched through my clothes (nee lingerie). Surefire way to get me soaking. It's all about the tease. I'm way more likely to have an orgasm from this than from someone trying to go 0-60. The only downside is that that outfit is done for the day - but I always have multiple outfits in my locker.

Edit3: I have many fantasies, but I would only discuss them with a regular that I really like.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Thank you. I will try again, what do you find most attractive about yourself physically?

Some people like to please, and some like to be pleased. I am 50/50. How about you?

My eyes and overall physique. I have a well proportioned body.

Depends on the individual session. If I like you, I want to go first, then take care of you. If I don't, I don't want or need anything from you.

Edit: I also sometimes get in very playful moods where I will wrestle lightly with clients and go all out to make them bust quickly. It's a game. I can tell right away who would like this. I always get teased by the other girls and managers afterwards because you can typically hear me laughing throughout the whole spa when I'm having a session like ths.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

How often does the law show up and you have to get dressed really quick? And he pulls put too fast and you shit on the table? That's the worst. And what happens when cops show up?

I think you're trolling but I'll answer in good faith. Law enforcement has never shown up at my spa since I've been there.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Low mileage in what sence. Are you ok with cim , cof, cob? I had one mpa once that loved seeing that I had large amount of cum (a few days of saved), do you like that as well?

I won't get into specifics to avoid identifying myself. What is cob?

I am ambivalent towards it - it's honestly just more cleanup.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Bender-Gestalt has been around and is well 'tested'. I'm all about vocational testing.

Can't tell if joking, think not.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

My eyes and overall physique. I have a well proportioned body.

Depends on the individual session. If I like you, I want to go first, then take care of you. If I don't, I don't want or need anything from you.

Edit: I also sometimes get in very playful moods where I will wrestle lightly with clients and go all out to make them bust quickly. It's a game. I can tell right away who would like this.

Thank you, and I like your answer. A couple of times I have had a Prix Fixe meal where each drink and item of food is expertly paired with other items by a chef who really understands how different flavors interact with each-over. You end up eating a lot, but do not feel stuffed, just satiated. Occasionally something similar happens with an MPA, whether by luck or by her skill and ability to read me. When I leave such sessions I feel like I am walking on air.