Six Side-Splitting Jokes: From Balloon Blunders to Comma Catastrophes

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My wife and her sister fell out on a holiday trip…
The rest of the balloon flight was, however, peaceful!

My friend asked me if I was ready to go to n*dist party
I said, "I was born ready"

A coma in a sentence can make a huge difference For instance,
“Let’s eat, Frank.”
has a completely different meaning from
“Frank is in a coma.”

My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night
But I will recover

My best friend loves Batman. So I said to him after our 6th beer: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?”
Him (rolling his eyes): “Go on, then.”
So I growl: “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”
Him: “That’s Superman.”
Me: “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”

1.7% of Americans over the age of 30 are married to their 3rd cousin. Not sure why they didn't figure it out after they married their first two cousins.


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