Review: Dude The MPA Hunter- The Selena Episode

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OPENING THEME:

There's fear and darkness all around you
The mpa's are on the run
No use hiding in the lobby
Cause i've got experience at this hobby
I'll book my appointment cause I'm the dude
The horny dude
The mpa hunter

FIRST SCENEa kine bail bonds
Beth,Leland,and Dude are discussing Selena, their next fugitive.

Dude:"Do you have a description of Selena for me youngblood"?

Leland:"She's about 5'2-5'4,dark hair and eyes,large breasted,nice full booty,great smile,sweet as can be,and latina".

Dude:"did you say latina youngblood?AY CARUMBA!"

Beth:"take it easy there big daddy"

Dude:"I am gonna have to handle this one alone youngblood because I have hunted her before and its best if I go alone, you keep an eye on beth here and make sure she doesn"t keep slappin on layers of makeup and dressin even sluttier".

SECOND SCENE:Hands from heaven spa

Dude does his usual prep work in the shower then waits on the couch for his fugitive.He has captured this one before,though not for a long while.Selena walks in and greets him with a warm smile and big embrace and they chat a little bit about what has been going on.Selena then encourages dude to get on the table and begin the session.

The next 45 minutes fly by for the dude as Selena is well versed in her craft,starting off with a very nice massage working out all the kinks and enjoys reciprocation from the dude after awhile.Selena demonstrates her language skills as she speaks fluent russian and some italian as well.Selena knows how to build things up to an amazing conclusion and when the dude regains consciousness he vows to hunt her again,though much sooner this time!

EPILOGUE:

The dude payed a 50.00 fee to hands from heaven bonds and a 125.00 bail to Selena for 45 min of freedom.

www.handsfromheaven.ca
 
Is that even POSSIBLE dude :eek:

Nevermind, imagine having to LIVE with Beth.... 24/7/365 FOREVER...

I don't know if living in Hawaii could offset THAT horror.

Anyway, glad you had fun with Selena !
 
Cool review Dude. Sure beats the ordinary reports.
 
Nice Review G Dude !!!

I like the angle this time around.

To be honest, I am not a big fan of the show as I usually go to see who is on Biography at the time to enlighten my mind and then reverse the process by doing the channel up routine for some mindless UFC action, I guess tonite would be TNA wrestling and maybe I will stay up for that foreign language porn on TLN after Latin Lover. Yeah like you guys don't do the same, horny massageplanet.netites.

VBB
 
Nice one dude !

Selena is getting high on my HFH TDL bit first I've to see Amber again.
 
Big M,

I know you enjoyed Daniella at Allure so I am pretty sure you would enjoy Selena as well as they are similiar in many respects i.e. both dark haired dark eyed with large breasts and full booty latinas and Selena is one of the nicest people I have met in this hobby.

Horney Senior,

If you have not already you should read the reviews of INDN_LOVER and VERYBADBOY as they are the masters of the creative review.

IL,

I know what you mean about 24/7/365 with Beth,if I was faced with that living hell she would have become shark bait a long time ago,though any shark in its right mind would probably stear clear of that obnoxious land whale.

VBB,

I know what you mean about the show as I do not watch it for its enlightening qualities but rather I will tune in for its freakshow appeal and get a chuckle out of the way these people act,especially amongst themselves.
I can definetly relate to your tv viewing habits.
 
Not quite. Ref's reviews put all others to shame.
 
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