Review : Amber @ IT.....

[rdenig_male]

We'll begin when Amber enters the room.

Amber : Oh, its you. Hey Rusty.

Rusty : Hey beautiful. You really are a beautiful woman Amber.

Amber : Duh. Tell me something I dont know.

Rusty : When I was 16 I caught my dad masturbating to Electric Circus.

Amber : Ewwwwwww. Rusty that's really yucky.

Rusty : Sorry. I guess I should have told you something else you dont know.

Amber : Shut up already Rusty, abnd lets start the session.

(Amber begins to start dancing as she takes off her clothes)

Rusty : AMBER CAN YOU STOP DANCING? SHEESH ALL YOU EVER DO IS DANCE WHEN I COME TO SEE YOU. CANT WE JUST TALK?????

Amber : You know you still have to pay me if we just talk, right?

Rusty : Yes Amber, I am aware.

Amber : Ok, so waht do you want to talk about?

Rusty : You're just so beautiful. Have you ever thought about modelling?

Amber : Obviously. Look how beautiful I am.

Rusty : So what agency are you with?

Amber : I'm not with an agency. If they come to me, i'll let them pay me to modell for them.

Rusty : Sounds fair.

Amber : Duh.

Rusty : I just love your Louie Vutton hand bag. Too bad its fake.

Amber : Shut up Rusty. I would never buy anything fake.My hand bag is the real deal.

Rusty : I dont know Amber.It looks to me like you got that bag off Canal St.

Amber : Whatever

Rusty ; Mmmmmmmm I love your Christian Dior make up. Do you mind if I caress your cheeks.

Amber : Ummmmmmmmm, no way. This is Chrisitian Dior make up. You think I want your grubby hands messing it up?
Maybe when Im wearing my Chanel, i'll let you touch my face.

Rusty : Sounds reasonable. So, when are you gonna let me take you out?

Amber : Hhehehehhehe awww Rusty you make me laugh. I only date millionaires.

Rusty : I have my own boat.I can take you on boat rides.

Amber : Hmmmm.....

Rusty : Actually I'm lying.

Amber : Obviously. I would never go out with you Rusty. You're just a sweet substitute, while Im a penthouse player. Capiche?

Rusty : Everything but capiche.

Amber : Shut up.

Rusty : We'll my 30 minutes is almost up.I guess this is where we say goodbye.

Amber : Correction.This is where you say goodbye, as I dance to the pulsating latin beat.

Rusty : I see. Let me leave you with this ancient Chinese proverb "A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses"

Amber : Whatever

Rusty : Bye Amber. I hope you have a good evening.

Amber : So do I.

 

[Nickaroni]

You never cease to amaze me. Quite a review.

 

[Cam]

Amber's a sweet kid.

 

[Some Slack]

Amber's a very sweet kid.

P.S. Canal st. is were I buy all my handbags.

 

[melanie]

Is seriously concerned about these guys

 

[Hannums]

Why?

 

[Baby Blue]

I really think that Rusty is good and should be working in Hollywood (California!)
That's CALIFORNIA! - just in case he took the wrong meaning and come out with another review of some babes from the "local" Hollywood escort services next!

 

[Lov3]

Hey Rusty a girl that good-looking's gotta have standards you know! Can't have every Rusty and Harry, Dick or what ever paw her any which way. She is a dream girl, ONLY in your dreams! And in mine, yum yum.

Rusty you seem to have a little too much inside info (make up type, hand bag, etc). Is that little lady you submit to providing you with the additional jabs?

Amber is one of my ATF! She can make me fantasize any day. Hell I know as a monkey I'll always have to pay. What did you think? I even have to pay Alexis! Think 'o that! Oh and Jenna too!

Now if only I could watch a cat fight. Entangled pussies get me excited. (as the monkey starts to fantasize again.)

 

[Pompal 09.]

Rusty were you wearing a wig and ruby red lipstick when you had that conversation with your bathroom mirror??

 

[peat]

Rusty looks hot in a wig

 

[NewsReader]

Actually Im going to to be doing that as soon as my dad goes out tonight. All that you're mising is the Brittney Spears music blasting in the background.

 

[Cat Lady]

A Waste of bandwidth

 

[Shiloh]

More waste of bandwith.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Why are we still being subjected to this idiot?

This is a complete waste of bandwith with no help to what we are here for - REVIEWS!!!

Put these stupid threads in the lobby or something!!!!

 

[Hamratsn]

You think this is bad checkout the thread titled WHATEVAH ?

 

[rainbow153]

.............YEAH WHATEVAH!!!!!!

 

[Little One]

Oh man - I didn't even see that until you told me!!

What is going on here??!! 80% of massageplanet.net is now either bullsh*t, homo-erotic talk, arguments, slander, and those complaining about all of the above!!

What about some REVIEWS ???!!!!

Seriously, stuff like this should be moved to the Lobby!!

 

[Milk Maid]

Seems like you should look for a new board to read and post on. The massage board is changing for the better.............YEAH WHATEVAH!!!!!

 

[Mia]

Oh now that's rich! A person with two posts to his credit thus far screaming for more reviews. Ok hobby guy, how about it?

Where are your reviews? Or is it much easier to lurk?

 

[Yeaa boiii]

F*** YOU, A**HOLE.

massageplanet.net is and was always the best board but people like you inundate it with crap like this!!

You should get lost and find another board to post!!