Never been kissed

[Devaraj Dhanaraj]

Hell man, u dont have to worry about people with no arm complaining eh?
:sly:​

 

[DrZoidberg]

Oh I'm sorry did I offend you?

People should throw freaks of nature into lakes more often, maybe then you wouldn't have posted in my beautiful thread you fuck.​

 

[Person XYZ]

That's not funny at all. :hmm: ​

 

[sisi]

Jesus finally :ashamed:

You can't tell funny jokes in ere without the PC Police harping on, its not even that offensive. ​

 

[fourt6]

I Lol'ed.

:ashamed:
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[GymnastBaby.]

I know one too many holocaust jokes :~/ I'll make racial jests all the time as long as everyone in my group of friends is comfortable with them (and for being as diverse as we are they are pretty open). We never touch jokes like that though :dontknow:

 

[Claire]

ok..........................

 

[C0lOMBiiAN-BABee]

lol, you're far too kind

if you want it to be a holocaust joke just replace the woman with a Jew and the man with a sympathetic Nazi, bada bing bada boom​

 

[tacdad3]

I'm sory, thats not funny at all. Thats sick :reallysad

Thats about on par with telling hollocaust jokes.

 

[StopAdmin]

A young man was walking past the park one day, when he heard the sound of a woman crying.​

Curious, he follows the crying to a poor girl in a wheelchair, and she has no arms or legs, she is mature yet beautiful, and he enquires as to why she is so sad.​

“Well you see, all my life I’m not had sex ever, people find my lack of arms or legs unattractive for some reason and what I want more than anything is to lose my virginity,” she wailed, while spazzing around in her chair.​

“Uhm, I tell you what, how about I help you lose your virginity?” He asked, she looked at his handsome face and cried with delight.​

“I’d love to kind stranger,” she said spazzing in her chair even more, they set a date for the following night.​

“Wow,” she said as she met him by the lake, he had prepared a candlelight dinner on his private boat, dressed in a suit he took her by the torso aboard the ship.​

“Isn’t this romantic?” He said as he took them to the middle of the lake under the stars and moonlight.​

“Yes it is,” she replied, excited as he sat behind her, laying his hand gently against her waist, and not much else obviously.​

“I’ve been waiting for this all night,” she said as she closed her eyes, and him taking her into his strong grip.​

“Me too,” he said lifting her in his grasp, before throwing her overboard.​

“Now you’re fucked!” He giggled. ​