***In Honour of Stupid People***

[Pompal 09.]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???.........................)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????........................)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness....................."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)... in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while

 

[Jenine J]

Fantastic - will send to all my friends to give them a big smile

Thanks!

 

[Bella Rose]

Andi

Thanks for sharing these lol [sm=1syellow1.gif]

There were instructions that came with a baby swing that was used in the nursery where i worked....

Step one..... Remove baby from swing!!!! [sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif]

Fiona

 

[Croatian ? Angel]

A man came home to find his wife in bed with his friend.
"What's going on here?" he demanded.
"You see," said the wife to her lover, "I told you he was stupid"

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hi guys [sm=wave.gif]

Nice to see you smiling at these! Thanks Fiona and berimbau for adding to these, both brought a huge smile to my face
Have a great day [sm=hug.gif] x

 

[Why Does It Matter?]

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[Mandi Candii]

I love this one & all those that quote it!



Truth is - peanuts aren't actually nuts - they're legumes, cos they grow in the ground! [sm=rollaugh.gif]

And, as much as I know that - everyone hates a 'smart a**e' - those that are truely stupid, cannot help themselves, but to point this out! [sm=banghead.gif]

As for berimbau's Pointy Birds - what can I say? Only a Jerk of the the finest order! [sm=jump1.gif][sm=jump2.gif][sm=flylicker.gif][sm=jump1.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif]

 

[syahir sephiroth]

...or even a man with two brains!

 

[TattooMom is Pure Madness]

Yes - indeed, now you mention it - All Of Me - knows that you are right. [sm=banghead.gif]

I also know that Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid - although I've never understood why. A request to put in my will maybe? [sm=scratchchin.gif]

 

[eapglcss]

So So good. Thanks Andi

Health & happiness

Waywood

 

[Bell Sound]

Here's a really pointless website!

www.goer.org/HTML/examples/htmlhorror1.html

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[ansmenam]

Thanks for website - I've put it in my 'Favourites' for when I throw together the next British Meditation Society newsletter.

Worth a cuckle or two. [sm=jump1.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=jump1.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif]

And.