Chat Church is weird when you are high

[UsefulIdiot]

I just came back from midnight mass with my wife and house guests. This was my first time in a church in at least three years, and this time I was drunk and stoned. With all that time passed, and being in an altered state, oh man does church seem weird! Between the rituals, prayers, hymns of praise, incense, illustrations of the Prince or Peace being tortured and killed, virtue signaling, worshipping and people putting on their Christian faces, it all seemed alien to me. The mouth movements of the priest reminded me of a goldfish. Being a Catholic was a big part of my identity for the first 19 years of my life (and then I started having sex). And now I am living in a totally different part of the conceptual world. Some influences remain: treat other people they way you would like them to treat you; there is no growth without humility.

Seasons greetings everyone, whatever and however you celebrate. And if there are any MPAs who read this, thank you for your services!!!

 

[jesseyhay]

Nice massage review

 

[Flyingfox]

I normally say thank you to MPAs at the end of their wonderful service. I don't say to those who were mechanical or unenthusiastic.

I got some replies from MPAs:

"There is no need to thank me, instead I should thank you for your patronage"

"I thank you for seeing me again and again/for remembering me"

"No need to say thank you because you are my love"

Anyway, we should be thankful for being able to see those girls who served us well. Merry Christmas everyone.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Nice massage review

Nice way to miss the point dude!

 

[henricas]

Hey usefull, A married Catholic who spends Christmas Eve stoned while thinking of the Whores he fucked all year long ?

You are going to hell!!!

C U in there LOL LOL LOL

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Hey usefull, A married Catholic who spends Christmas Eve stoned while thinking of the Whores he fucked all year long ?

You are going to hell!!!

C U in there LOL LOL LOL

Us hobbyists do what others are afraid to. I am glad that I did not see sex workers in my twenties and thirties, but I wish I had started seeing them in my forties (ten years sooner) when my wife started menopause (she is ten years older than me).

 

[BmH6769]

I just came back from midnight mass with my wife and house guests. This was my first time in a church in at least three years, and this time I was drunk and stoned. With all that time passed, and being in an altered state, oh man does church seem weird! Between the rituals, prayers, hymns of praise, incense, illustrations of the Prince or Peace being tortured and killed, virtue signaling, worshipping and people putting on their Christian faces, it all seemed alien to me. The mouth movements of the priest reminded me of a goldfish. Being a Catholic was a big part of my identity for the first 19 years of my life (and then I started having sex). And now I am living in a totally different part of the conceptual world. Some influences remain: treat other people they way you would like them to treat you; there is no growth without humility.

Seasons greetings everyone, whatever and however you celebrate. And if there are any MPAs who read this, thank you for your services!!!

Seasons greeting!!

 

[henricas]

Us hobbyists do what others are afraid to. I am glad that I did not see sex workers in my twenties and thirties, but I wish I had started seeing them in my forties (ten years sooner) when my wife started menopause (she is ten years older than me).

I started paying for sex once the available chicks started to look like grand-mamas, once in a while a young pussy wants to be bang by an older guy so I obligue

But all in all I don't chase Private Girls, If there is a case of wham bang thank you ma'am I go for it, but is simpler to pay for it and forget about it.

 

[daty869]

Nice massage review

Yeah - wrong topic - he went to get a “message” -
I did go to a spa Christmas Eve and there might have been some kneeling and wine consumption involved before midnight. If I comment about anybody getting nailed I’m afraid I’ll get struck by lightning so I won’t…..

 

[snoopdoggie]

I just came back from midnight mass with my wife and house guests. This was my first time in a church in at least three years, and this time I was drunk and stoned. With all that time passed, and being in an altered state, oh man does church seem weird! Between the rituals, prayers, hymns of praise, incense, illustrations of the Prince or Peace being tortured and killed, virtue signaling, worshipping and people putting on their Christian faces, it all seemed alien to me. The mouth movements of the priest reminded me of a goldfish. Being a Catholic was a big part of my identity for the first 19 years of my life (and then I started having sex). And now I am living in a totally different part of the conceptual world. Some influences remain: treat other people they way you would like them to treat you; there is no growth without humility.

Seasons greetings everyone, whatever and however you celebrate. And if there are any MPAs who read this, thank you for your services!!!

Why did you go to church whilst you were stoned? You could have waited and went to church the next morning. I bet the priest was glad you were out of it though. He can sure use that $100 bill you gave him, instead of that $20 you thought you gave him.

 

[sy barite]

You don’t have to be high for church to be weird.

 

[Deleted member 108047]

I just came back from midnight mass with my wife and house guests. This was my first time in a church in at least three years, and this time I was drunk and stoned. With all that time passed, and being in an altered state, oh man does church seem weird! Between the rituals, prayers, hymns of praise, incense, illustrations of the Prince or Peace being tortured and killed, virtue signaling, worshipping and people putting on their Christian faces, it all seemed alien to me.

You don’t have to be high for church to be weird.

Totally agree. Went to a wedding ceremony in the summer and the whole service was in a different language (seemed similar to Catholic though, based on the responses of the people who could understand). Longest 40 minutes ever! I sure wish I had had some chemical help then - weird has to be better than bored out of my skull! Could not wait for it to be over

 

[daty869]

I did a bit of research and found that you are not the only one to get stoned for following a friend in Christ, Stephen was stoned to death ( you got lucky), and also any women accused of not being a virgin by her husband also got stoned, again lucky. So you can feel good now that you made it through without getting more stoned after your transgression into church. Cheers brother