A genie in a bottle...

[Ada]

A man was walking on a beach in California when he found this old strange-looking bottle. He started to clean it and suddenly, a genie came out of it.

Genie : 'Now that I am free, I can grant you a wish. Anything you want!'

The man thinks carefully before answering :

Man : 'Since I'm terrified of flying and terribly sea sick, I would like you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii... so I could drive there and spend my holidays on the island'

The genie looks at the man and starts to laugh.

Genie : 'Are you crazy?!?? Have you thought about all I would need to build it? And marine life it would destroy? And traffics jams and such? No. Impossible. Make an other wish'

So the man, unwilling to spoil such a unique opportunity, thinks for a long time before asking for another wish.

Man : 'Ok, now I know what I really want. I want to be able to understand women!'

Genie shrugs and says:

'How many lines your stupid bridge...?'